i dont know how to tumble

Why in the literal fuck do social media designers think we want to see posts out of chronological order……what real human person on the planet earth wants to see that…..I’m so tired

My dumb ass Monkey brain every time I see the name “Geoff”: gee-off

Reminder: Your friends really do love you. No they dont secretly hate you. No they dont just put up with you and think you’re annoying. Your friends truly love you and care about you as much as you do.

Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner.

why… is this………….. true…………………

You can pry my Corner Bed out of my cold, dead hands.

😂😂😂

stop.

I understand what’s going on here, and I hate myself for knowing 😂😭

Lmao

OMG 😭😭😭😭

Lmfaoooo wait… is that it? Is that THEEEE couch?!

YES ! That couch !!

Oh my lawd

Pawn

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities