so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

Oh, you have a crush on me? Name 3 of my mental illnesses

size differences aren’t always about “tol” and “smol”, kids, sometimes they’re about “beanpole” and “brick shithouse”

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

dating site for dumbasses called okstupid

emotionally? the year is 1875 and i have tuberculosis

I’m such a “nah I got it” and suffer in silence type of person.

due to not wanting to. I will not be

it fucken WIMDY

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

why do u think u know me i don’t even know me