miles!

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

white men love to be barefoot on the hot ass pavement

lets All lock in starting Right Now

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

Lets face the music we all want to get raw hawged by the pit boys so lets not play no more and learn how to be real in our lives for the first fuckjng time

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in