Chickens are all old ladys

Wings are their little coats and they walk in a venerable way and they make a noise at things

[start id: a text conversation reading: “are you okay after yesterday” person 1 asks. person 2 responds “yes, just need some burgers to validate my gender identity”. person 2′s icon is an orange cat looking directly at the viewer. end id]

I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.

I think everyone, both normal and cis people, should get two free legal name changes at no cost

What’s not clicking

they hate me for my annoying girl swag

they banned cunt and penis ...well what are we going to serve and slay now

hello and welcome to “is this word tumblr approved?” a post where i take it upon myself to find out if a word is still approved

newborn babies will order milk from boober eats