etke’s gay little tf sideblog

“Are you going to Drift and Ratchet’s conjunxing party?”

[Did you seriously just ask me if I’m going to the conjunxing of my best friend?]

“Yes,” Bee sighed. “You have an answer? I heard you refused to officiate.”

He heard a loud and exhausted sigh on the other side of the line. And maybe a sound that resembled a helm clinking vividly against a table.

[I didn’t ‘refuse,’ I politely declined] Rodimus replied, and Bumblebee could practically hear the roll of his optics. [Of course I’m fucking going. What kinda piece of shit friend just doesn’t go to their friends’ conjunxing?]

Bee picked up one of the data pads stacked on his desk absentmindedly and began skimming through it. Another one of Starscream’s proposed speeches for the Galactic Council that he’d asked for feedback on.

“Why aren’t you officiating?”

[Did you genuinely call me just to pry into my personal life, or was there an actual reason you woke me up at this Primus-damned hour?]

Bumblebee froze. He’d been procrastinating it, even in the call. Damn it.

“I don’t know if I should go,” he said finally, after a minute of silence. Rodimus’s irritated pede-tapping (which had started during Bumblebee’s awkward silence) suddenly stopped.

[You, Bumblebee, long time friend of Ratchet of Vaporex, are on the fence about being there for one of the most important cycles of his functioning?] Rodimus nearly sounded incredulous.

“It’s not that I don’t value Ratchet and our friendship,” Bumblebee snapped back, his wings flicking in annoyance. “But. Well. Drift and I…”

[Drift and you.]

“Rodimus.”

[No, no, go on. What about you and my best friend? The mech your old pal Ratch has the pleasure of loving and calling his. The mech who’s nearly sacrificed his spark over and over and over for the Autobot cause. What about him, my beloved friend Bumblebee?]

He's probably been sick for a while. His body is probably completely shaped around his sickness, to remove whatever support or even structure he had is gonna leave him weak. His body is probably a tad brittle and w/o the equivalent of mucus or whatever to bulk it up he might not be able to stand. He'll need a lot of new energon to flushed out and be replaced, filler material for holes in his body, he'll need to re-calibrate to the higher charge again. Just a whole load of things for recovery. Even then, he may end up with chronic pains or symptoms because his body can't fix something or won't

truthfully, i haven't decided whether he lives or not yet, but the odds of them managing to find a way to fix him are so catastrophically low. and you're exactly right; the healing process would be a NIGHTMARE.

the amount of energon alone that'd be required to flush him out is already almost too much to ask. the toxins in his system have a steady degenerative effect on any energon he takes in; you can't filter the toxins out of any energon that's come into contact with him. once it's in him, it's gone bad.

stage 2 of liking media: haha remember when blorbo bleepus did that thing that was so funny

stage 3 of liking media: huh this one song is kind of blorbo bleepus… if you think about this other song is also kind of blorbo bleepus

stage 4 of liking media: blorbo bleepus is really interesting… here’s a sensible analysis post

stage 5 of liking media: FUCK. THE CHARACTER. THE CHARACTER IM HAVING A CHARACTER ATTACK

stage 6 of liking media: well let’s see what ao3 has to offer!

stage 7 of liking media: everything goes on my character playlist. this song with no lyrics is about blorbo bleepus exploding a building and looking really cool. if this lyric was an entirely different sentence it would fit perfectly

Tha bebey

the sunshine

is/has been an active suicide risk

just some genuine bullshit

Super self-indulgent AU for Transformers MTMTE..

First fully finished piece in a while and first post! (Click for more details?)

I haven’t thought too deeply about how to go about the AU story-wise or if anything makes sense—but I’m really looking forward to adding more content and feeding the brain worms, though I’m not sure if I can produce something of this scale again, especially on a schedule. ㅠㅠ

Credits to VIVINOS on YouTube for the original inspiration (Alien Stage)

Propaganda:

Blaster:

he’s already got other guys inside of him most of the time, why not more? [x]

[x]

Soundwave:

Soundwave is a character who, through many iterations, is seen as a person who cares deeply for his ‘cassettes’/‘symbiotes’/‘subordinates’ (terms differentiate), who many see as his children of sorts. He has shown care for his cassettes, shown worry when they get hurt, mourned them when they die, and insisted on helping them when they are injured. Through continuities it’s usually kind of ambiguous what their relationship is like. If he’s just their boss or if his ‘cassettes’ have some kind of deeper bond with him depends. However, he has canonically been called a father. And if you’re concerned about him being called a father to non-anthropomorphic (animalistic) mechs, consider this [Regeneration One], where they are called his ‘litter’ [x]

he's already a single dad of 5+, what's the harm in another? he loves all of his cassetticons dearly, though god help you if you kick his ravage; soundwave will fuck you up severely. and tbh, despite some of the distrust and fear around soundwave's mind-reading abilities, i honestly think the other decepticons could trust him with looking after their sparklings (relatively) safely. he'd make sure they were fed, healthy, and in a safe place. [x]

when shattered glass blaster lost his cassettes he was devastated and he calls them "his boys". get him pregnant again he needs more boys