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Haiii everypony ^~^ it’s ur favourite 38 year old Rat divorced father with 2 kids I made this to relate to them more X3 I am so teenage girl coded
If you actually gaf about this shit here’s my strawpage go collect my pages find out rat lore what’s rat into these r the questions the people are asking
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Them. If you even care…..
Stills from my last post..go like it haha..or don’t..whatever I guess….i don’t care haha…..
Who want me?
Little lost boys thing sorry it took so long for me to post again I’ve been having health issues and trying to schedule doctors appointment. Luckily my gp actually likes and cares about me so she’s making the hospital get their ass in motion…so many tests scheduled. So many…I don’t really like this one as much as I hoped I would idk it’s kind of rough not rlly happy with how they turned out but I think if I tried restarting it id go insane
Will post them individually later probably I drew them as I went instead of drawing and exporting to the program liek I normally do so they might b lower quality
I think most of my lost boys giphs have finally been approved on tenor thank u girlies if ur using them wink! I’m working on anothr lost boys animation thing its not an animation it’s jst drawings who am i kidding but i hope u enjoy it anyway..was meant to finish it two weeks ago! But ye everything is going terribly..having to get an ultrasound becaus they dont know what’s up. Take all my pain and sickness and give it to Paul. Hate his stupid ass I’m too young 2 be having health problems like this I’m a baby!!
It tells me when u use them btw..none of u are safe
I think most of my lost boys giphs have finally been approved on tenor thank u girlies if ur using them wink! I’m working on anothr lost boys animation thing its not an animation it’s jst drawings who am i kidding but i hope u enjoy it anyway..was meant to finish it two weeks ago! But ye everything is going terribly..having to get an ultrasound becaus they dont know what’s up. Take all my pain and sickness and give it to Paul. Hate his stupid ass I’m too young 2 be having health problems like this I’m a baby!!
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Got. A filling for the first time ever and I jst kept imagining myself as Jamie getting put under and it rlly helped. Like I feel no pain or nervousness im just a little chimp. This is me
Like yes..I’m sat in my little blankets recovering because I’m baby..I’m just a chimp this is out of my control
Putting so much tiger balm on my belly..three humble slaps of the belly….my chungus belly my big chungus belly..like a seal on my side uugrhhb they put me on hormones but owwie my belly owwieee..Paul let’s rub ninnies…would putting tiger balm on ur nipples b a bad idea let’s test. Twist Paul’s nipples give him five percent of my nipple pain he wouldn’t last. He’d beg for death…walk out into sunglifht ouughh my belly help me!! Ninnies on the glass ninnies on the glass. Lost boys who would and wouldn’t put ninnies on the glass. Paul: would put ninnies on the glass. He invented ninnies on the glass. He’s the ninniemaster Dwayne: would only put ninnies on the glass if other do it, he’s shy like that, he isn’t a solo ninnies on the glass enjoyer. Marko: no ninnies on the glass. His ninnies. R too small he’s ashamed. Dont b ashamed bbgirl…ur ninnies r beautiful…David: would not put ninnies on the glass. He’s a modest lady, he’s saving ninnies on the glass for marriage
Does anypony have a picture of star solo on that stupid red background of evil and dread I can’t find shit. How is she gonna get babygirled through a gif if I she doesn’t match…waiit I need Michael too
I've been looking for like 25 minutes I can't find it. I know it exists I'm 99% sure I've seen it but apparently it just vanished of the face of the internet
I can find her on the blue solo background but not the red
Maybe it was a mass hallucination
I CAN ONLY FIND THE STUPID FUCKING BLUE ONEEEE I FEEL LIKE IM GOING CRAZY
Dare I suggest.. make the background red
By... Digitally altering/colouring over it with the colour picked red...
Do I look like a genius. That’s beyond my skills…I don’t evn know what a computer is…I don’t evn know how this app works..it took me ten years to unlock gif technology…at spoons rn can u order me something im table 110 cheeky little spoons with the mates
I tried
Ok I look like such an ass now I swear this reply was just the I tried part b4..there’s been a fucking picture this whole time dude. I look so bad for not using this I swear I didn’t see it holy shit thank u. Tickle tickle! This will b going in the future rat gif bank. Mwah! Mwah! I award u with like ten tickles
Yeah…I guess it is kind of easy to forget how much of an awkward loser chud Dwayne is when he has his tits out 24/7. U think he can jiggle them on command or what. Met a guy who could do that once I think of him to this day it was so incredible dude….he absolutely bombs what he’s talking about and does a quick tit bounce 2 distract u…is he too loser chud to even b able to do that.. it was actually everyone else’s idea to have him b shirtless he had a shirt on b4 but they realised he’s way better at getting game if he has those thangs out.. put them on the glass dude…when he tried using his social skills pre tits out they somehow got negative prey. No clue how that’s possible. Dwayne I’m trying to b mad at u stop jigging ur tits I’m so serious..a man could make a home in those…rat schizo posting I’m so sorry
What if instead of the lost boys it was the loser boys because they’re loooseeerrrss and then I stick my tongue out and go bleeehhh or something.,
what if they think my blood tastes like shit. What if they’re about to eat me and get one drop in their mouths and go eeeww yucky and start making gagging noises and all laugh at me..
what if they dare each other to eat me as like a punishment whenever one of them is being annoying because I taste like straight dogshit.
Dude I’m so nervous dude I don’t want that to happen…,.,.that would be so embarrassing dude I’m freaking out they’re totally gonna hate me uuughhh….
I’m on like 18 pills a day at this point they can totally tell, one sniff yea ur one of the bad batches aren’t u..new blood just isn’t the same as it was b4…even they suffer from microplastics in their food iuugghh I totally taste like shit.
noo rat u taste like sunshine and strawberries ahha don’t be embarrassed Don’t evn try to comfort me with that shit…not evn gonna finish me. I’m gonna have to do the awkward walk of shame out of the cave, shimmy ovr the bodies of my friends who clearly tasted better than me like woww I’m so glad u always get everything urrr soo perfect…
stupid vampires stupid stupid..doxxing the lost boys when I’m mad. Look 4 the big cave by da water…that’s them dude I swear…I’ll give u five apples if u stake them right now do it or ur a scaredy cat.
They’re gonna wait until I get healthy so they can finish the job or some shit. Eat ur five a day dude so I can eat you without wanting to throw up from ur unhealthy lifestyle. Ye fuck u too dude.
These lost boys r unc..this fifty year old vampire still drinks blood the old fashioned way. Grandpa still got it…do the Charleston David.,.,foxtrot on his ass. Ye ur so hip and cool with ur fucking motorbike. Finally upgraded from ur penny farthing u nerd. Hope u had fun in the fuckin plague times or whatever
Dude. Humans r like living bean boozles..like ye this guy looks pretty okay fuckk dude i got the chemo patient flavour fuckk dude my stupid chungus life. Like I thought I was getting the good kind of blood but this fucker had type 2 diabetes I’m sick of this man…loser got left with the oldest guy is actually winning…yuupp just like a finely aged wine heh,,,ur ass is like 20 who are we kidding you are not a wine drinker u hav no clue what wine tastes like. They’re like those dogs that can smell cancer but they’re just rlly fast blood tests. Not rlly useful blood tests because like the person is dead by the time they’re done with them but like..its the thought that counts or something
I would giv David the poop fart flabour..becaus I hate him…poopfart do u think he’s a smart fella or a fart smella….the people would like 2 know…ok categorisingthem. Paul a fart smella 4 sure no questions..Marko..I think marko a fart smella controversial opinion…Dwayne a fart smella. the crowd goes wild starts throwing shit at me..”no shes right” I look to who in the crowd said it..it’s Dwayne himself..he’s jst too awkward to not b a fart smella…like he’s literally the :| heslitrrlya he has negative game…srsly can we work on his self confidence my boy needs it..hate to say it but David is a smart fella. Pains me to admit..
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What if instead of the lost boys it was the loser boys because they’re loooseeerrrss and then I stick my tongue out and go bleeehhh or something.,
what if they think my blood tastes like shit. What if they’re about to eat me and get one drop in their mouths and go eeeww yucky and start making gagging noises and all laugh at me..
what if they dare each other to eat me as like a punishment whenever one of them is being annoying because I taste like straight dogshit.
Dude I’m so nervous dude I don’t want that to happen…,.,.that would be so embarrassing dude I’m freaking out they’re totally gonna hate me uuughhh….
I’m on like 18 pills a day at this point they can totally tell, one sniff yea ur one of the bad batches aren’t u..new blood just isn’t the same as it was b4…even they suffer from microplastics in their food iuugghh I totally taste like shit.
noo rat u taste like sunshine and strawberries ahha don’t be embarrassed Don’t evn try to comfort me with that shit…not evn gonna finish me. I’m gonna have to do the awkward walk of shame out of the cave, shimmy ovr the bodies of my friends who clearly tasted better than me like woww I’m so glad u always get everything urrr soo perfect…
stupid vampires stupid stupid..doxxing the lost boys when I’m mad. Look 4 the big cave by da water…that’s them dude I swear…I’ll give u five apples if u stake them right now do it or ur a scaredy cat.
They’re gonna wait until I get healthy so they can finish the job or some shit. Eat ur five a day dude so I can eat you without wanting to throw up from ur unhealthy lifestyle. Ye fuck u too dude.
These lost boys r unc..this fifty year old vampire still drinks blood the old fashioned way. Grandpa still got it…do the Charleston David.,.,foxtrot on his ass. Ye ur so hip and cool with ur fucking motorbike. Finally upgraded from ur penny farthing u nerd. Hope u had fun in the fuckin plague times or whatever
Hav some doodles of me and the. Creatures because I’m sick and can’t make any real content. Got a Pap smear for the first time. Thought I had a couple more years until I had 2 worry about those but whatevr my sick body needs ig..thought I was just going in for blood tests until they asked to see what’s under the hood.. cranked me open dude you could go spelunking in there call me nutty putty I’m so sorry this is disgusting. Cave of wonders to go with my magic carpet…they found that football team that went missing in there. Had to call in a rescue team to get the doctor out. TMI TMI TMI you all scream but idgaf because they’re making me go in another day for more blood tests. Because they hate me. I’m a wonder of the world…they keep having to do more because I’m that cool…every test they do comes back normal and they’re baffled,,,they say this just can’t be right,,,how can I be so perfect yet so sick..another mystery
David gif. David red boy! What colours should the others be?? Already planning purple 4 star
One more have Michael I can finally rest.
please oh benevolent rat make a pretty glittery giphy of my babygirl spock with his cunty eyeshadow maybe the glitter can even be cyan to scare off predators
I want you six feet under. I am the predator. Nothing scares me off. Ur little babygirl is getting ripped apart by my teeth. Only on one side though because they broke my jaw with hammers. It’ll be a really slow ripping apart becaus i can’t chew. But like. I’ll still be doing it. U can watch it happen ig.
Lowkey you suck can’t believe I sat and made these
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Bill and ted GIFs 👀
I lied about the gifs LMAO u look so fuckn stupid and desperate rn get ratted on bozo im too busy for that shit I’m at a super cool party surrounded by girls…and let’s just say..I’m the life of it..I can barely see this message becaus of the amount of notifs I’m getting saying rat!! Rat be my friend!! Rat add me back!! Gosh the amount of phone numbers ive been given…heh…,,
Hey buddy. Have one of them together and one of them individual. Srry for the delay did I mention I was in hospital.,,,I left early to make this for you specifically. The nurses tried to haul me back in but I prevailed!
Have 2 random parts of this story I abandoned because i started feeling cringe I remembered I’m too old 2 be doing this shit
