What if instead of the lost boys it was the loser boys because they’re loooseeerrrss and then I stick my tongue out and go bleeehhh or something.,
what if they think my blood tastes like shit. What if they’re about to eat me and get one drop in their mouths and go eeeww yucky and start making gagging noises and all laugh at me..
what if they dare each other to eat me as like a punishment whenever one of them is being annoying because I taste like straight dogshit.
Dude I’m so nervous dude I don’t want that to happen…,.,.that would be so embarrassing dude I’m freaking out they’re totally gonna hate me uuughhh….
I’m on like 18 pills a day at this point they can totally tell, one sniff yea ur one of the bad batches aren’t u..new blood just isn’t the same as it was b4…even they suffer from microplastics in their food iuugghh I totally taste like shit.
noo rat u taste like sunshine and strawberries ahha don’t be embarrassed Don’t evn try to comfort me with that shit…not evn gonna finish me. I’m gonna have to do the awkward walk of shame out of the cave, shimmy ovr the bodies of my friends who clearly tasted better than me like woww I’m so glad u always get everything urrr soo perfect…
stupid vampires stupid stupid..doxxing the lost boys when I’m mad. Look 4 the big cave by da water…that’s them dude I swear…I’ll give u five apples if u stake them right now do it or ur a scaredy cat.
They’re gonna wait until I get healthy so they can finish the job or some shit. Eat ur five a day dude so I can eat you without wanting to throw up from ur unhealthy lifestyle. Ye fuck u too dude.
These lost boys r unc..this fifty year old vampire still drinks blood the old fashioned way. Grandpa still got it…do the Charleston David.,.,foxtrot on his ass. Ye ur so hip and cool with ur fucking motorbike. Finally upgraded from ur penny farthing u nerd. Hope u had fun in the fuckin plague times or whatever