HEAD ON COLLISION

David the kind of dentist to pull out a comically large needle. Fuck no they all are. Paul gives stickers after tho. Marko doesn’t believe in numbing. He’s using any excuse to pull ur teeth out..oooohh.,.,little bit of decay..looks like we have to remove it b4 it spreads..wdym filling?? We don’t have those here. Dwayne is putting tools in ur mouth that aren’t even necessary for whatever’s happening. He has that stupid water thing in ur mouth he’s practically drowning you. Paul trying to keep conversation with his hands in ur mouth. how am I meant to answer dude I’m deepthroating ur mirror. And ur flashlight. And ur. Jesus put that thing away. He’s getting fired for inappropriate behaviour day one. He’s huffing the gas b4 giving it to you. David is making u wait for longer than necessary. He’s like ok open ur mouth reaall wide and say ah. Ur sitting there doing that for five minutes because he wants you to look stupid. Dwayne id let u go in with no gloves lowkey but that’s unrelated. Marko. Idk keep being Marko. He’s raising the chair all the way up. Seeing how far he can go b4 u question it. Anyway. I hate dentists. Can they give me all fake teeth already so I never have to worry again

Two more Gifs ive made recently!! >_< if u hav any gif ideas as always jst like idk ask with the little ask button thing. Whatever it’s called…

Just remembered their weird ass feet. You think they pick shit up with them or what. Pass me that can, he’s toeing it. I see any toe touching ye u can keep it I didn’t want it actually. So like..do they take their shoes off before they feed or what. Instant aura loss if they do, there’s no way u guys r going through a pair of shoes every time. Dude hes getting his toes out at the party!!! Run!! So embarrassing like hold on girl..lemme get my toes out real quick what?? No?? I’m not gonna kill you or anything loll??? Walking around with straight up pitbulls. Let them dogs out!! God theyr so gross. Acting like I’m not making all this shit up. Blame them actually. I think it would only look natural for Dwayne to do it, like David ur more covered up than a nun rn why r u only taking ur shoes off?? Just gonna assume they only get weird when they vamp out because if they’re walking around with those grippers all the time I don’t want them. You can have them. I revoke all rights to them.,me the sole shareholder btw. There’s no way any shoes r fitting those things, you’ve got a whole thumb on ur foot dude. At this point just wear gloves

I’ve been told by ten separate people I speak like a mental patient so ye I’ll take being cringe instead actually. Would you believe me if I said I did AP English. Idk where it went wrong..,

He’s totes using rizz as well. He’s the rizzler..watch him rizz this chick up. He’s aura farming..I can’t even remember what else I was gonna say tbh Paul jermkin it took over. He’s ruined it.

Let’s smell like shit 2gether

Go like this on tiktok too all my stuff keeps flopping both here and there

@eggsthemachine I hate you. Hashtag hate in my heart. Food in my bellay

Nightmare scenario. That hot vampire guy who likes you is dogshit in bed. You’ve had eternity and ur still bad?? Embarrassing!!

I have like ten pages of one sentence scenarios I think of that I need to make into actual oneshots..have a peek into rats unedited thoughts

I love being…delusional guess who the line at the end is