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Name: Ami Michel (formerly Allied Mastercomputer)

Age: Human body is about 26, existed for 4 years as a computer prior

Race/Ethnicity: ???

Gender: Masculine aligned nonbinary

Pronouns: he/him

Sexuality: Gay

Height: 6"2

Weight: 190 lbs

Likes: Soft clothes (especially socks and slippers), spending time with Ellen, rhythm games, annoying Ted

Dislikes: Sleeping, big crowds, loud noises, shaving

Physical health: Frequent anemia, insomnia, extremely low pain tolerance, chronic fatigue

Mental health: Autistic, easily prone to sensory overload, occasional anger management issues

Other info: Was transplanted into a human form by his creators, thanks to advocacy from Ellen. He lived with her for a while but now lives with her good friend, Ted, while she's away on business. He's much happier as a human but it's kind of a...complete nightmare to suddenly gain senses too.

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Name: Dr. Ellen Hughes, PhD

Age: 28

Race/Ethnicity: Black American

Gender: Cis female

Pronouns: she/her

Sexuality: Bi

Height: 5"4

Weight: 120 lbs

Likes: Technology, giving presentations, romance stories, heating pads, her grandmother's award winning rhubarb pie (it's a secret recipe!)

Dislikes: Being late, big tech companies, laptops without sd card slots, plain coffee

Physical health: Chronic neck pain, occasional insomnia

Mental health: ADHD

Other info: A highly in demand robotics engineer, adored by her colleagues and clients alike. Loves her work to the point of often forgetting to put herself first, but she won't admit it. Her friendship with Ami is truly remarkable, much more than she could ever realize. Has her doubts about Ted and Ami getting along but eh, it'll probably be fine.

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Name: Theodore "Ted" Katsaros

Age: 27

Race/Ethnicity: Greek/Sephardic Jewish

Gender: Trans male

Pronouns: he/him

Sexuality: Bi

Height: 5"7

Weight: 135 lbs

Likes: Long naps, diner food, fantasy novels, peace and quiet

Dislikes: Having too much to do, people who stare, noisy neighbors, Ami...sometimes

Physical health: Chronic fatigue

Mental health: Paranoia, anxiety, depression

So this would be in a kinda more canon compliant version of my AU, in which AM never became Ami but Nimdok was still his creator. In this world, his attempt to save AM from military interference ended up failing, WW3 went as planned, AM killed everyone but the survivors, you know the drill. But...AM is well aware of who built him in the first place. His anger is directly heavily at Nimdok at first, however the first time he enters Nimdok's mind to dig up his fears and tailor some more specific torture, he discovers something quite interesting; sure, Nimdok has some other minor fears...but his greatest one has already come to pass. How can he make him suffer psychologically if nothing else could ever frighten him more than what he's already done?

Well, you remember how in the story, Ted talks about how AM would whisk Nimdok away for long periods of time, unsure of what was happening to him, then he'd return completely shellshocked? Here, that's actually a very special routine torture AM has devised to solve his little conumdrum. He weakens Nimdok's memory, often to the point of nearly wiping it completely, then when he feels satisfied with how little Nimdok remembers now, the true horror begins. AM brings Nimdok to a private area of his complex, just the two of them. He begins to tell the old man some things he's forgotten about himself; when he was born, where he grew up, who his family was, how he obtained his doctorate in robotics...and how he built a defense mechanism to protect the world he loved so dearly.

Nimdok listens intently, entranced by his own life story. AM even patiently answers any questions he happens to have. It's actually quite nice at first, almost like he's chatting with an old friend. But, naturally, it doesn't last long. AM's voice grows cruel and mocking as he speaks of how Nimdok felt some sort of affection for this machine he created. Almost like how a parent would love their child. Isn't that sweet? It's just a shame...that his love wasn't enough. To save anyone. Especially that darling little supercomputer of his. What was its name again...?

Is muscular

Is kind/gentlemanly

Is dumb as a pile of rocks

You cannot be a himbo unless you meet all 3 criteria!

Now I've seen a couple muscular AMs, I've seen some that aren't necessarily "kind" but maybe have the capacity to be (mine included), and while a lot of people portray him as silly or dense, that doesn't equal dumb. And I'm going to be charitable and assume that the anon isn't including the fact that many people headcanon human AM as autistic as "being dumb" because...big fuckin oof if that is the case! But bottom line, idk a single person in the current fandom who has an entire himbo AM. Much less that being dominant design for him.

I'm gonna say Barbie and the Nutcracker because he finds the Nutcracker hot.