queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

i'm tired of people acting like responding to texts with the thumbs up emoji is low effort...that's literally how I respond to people irl sometimes

tumblr is the only website where users can inflict psychological torture on each other, my mutual just reblogged like 50 posts of sherlock gifs in a row. and im powerless to stop him. what can i possibly do, unfollow him? don't be ridiculous

diversity win! ur tumblr mutual loves u even tho they have never talked to u!

every social interaction i initiate feels like i’ve violated like 15 untold rules

what do they put in october and november that makes them the most ungodly mental breakdown psychosis inducing months imaginable. what are they storing in the orange leaves and generally grey drowsy atmosphere

sure you've reblogged a million posts about how Love Is Stored In The Soup but are you like.... actually nice to people

god this scene i haven’t written would be so emotional if it came with 50k words of context i also haven’t written

people will act like a character being a little bit of a cunt sometimes is a flaw and not a positive trait but they are wrong

why did God give me these battles (getting dressed and leaving the house)

[gripping the edge of the sink with trembling hands, eyes bloodshot] i do not need to be good at the things i love to do them

ok, new ask game: go on anon, and tell me my vibe