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Wailing and screaming and crying… dark crystal… my beloved

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i wanted an excuse to look at more funny spelling mistakes so here’s a part 2
there’s more to this franchise than stonegrot but none of u heard it from me 🤭
Aight imma say it
I’m not usually a fan of het ships and admittedly I am a little lukewarm towards Stonegrot (mostly bc I think Rian needs more time before jumping into another relationship) but....
I think the Dark Crystal universe is one that’s actually perfect for having F/M ships simply because Thra has a matriarchal system as opposed to a Heteropatriarcal system. From what we’ve seen in the show, books and comics we could certainly infer that things like sexism, homophobia and transphobia don’t exist in Thra. Gender for both the gelflings and skeksis is ????? At best. All we know so far is that wings = girl and no wings = boy to them.
The biggest issue with F/M ships in most media is that they’re often defined by their gender differences. The two biggest issues is that:
A) There’s often an inherent power imbalance in the relationship which can make things icky. This is especially true of F/M ships in period pieces.
B) The couple must be together due to heteronormative ideals. It’s expected to find an opposite sex partner and get married, have kids etc so the characters are fulfilling what society views as the ultimate goal of finding that person.
C) Many F/M ships are made to uphold gender roles, but this can be very limiting for writers and mean that F/M ships may often be ‘boring’. I.e the woman is often the more submissive partner, the man is usually more stoic and is expected to not cry. The most common trope for F/M ships in rom-coms is that the woman is uptight and nagging while the man is immature and goofy. This trope is done so often that it becomes tiresome.
That being said, even shows set in our universe can still produce good F/M ships as long as they have a couple that respects each other, and has actual chemistry rather than just being together because they’re both straight. As well as playing around with gender roles a bit more. More shows are definitely beginning to do this but a lot of mainstream media falls into the above.
Dark Crystal is good for F/M ships because
A) All gelfling are inherently equal to one another, with the exception of the position of Maudra, there are no limitations on gender. No partner can hold power over the other.
B) No expectations to marry, have kids etc. Many Maudras have no partners or children, which is unusual since most monarchal systems often emphasised the need to have an heir. We can infer that this is not true for the Maudra system in Thra.
C) The lack of clearly defined gender roles allows more interesting dynamics. Many men in the Dark Crystal are comfortable with their emotions and often cry. The women aren’t submissive (I.e whatever Mira was about to do before that damn Arathim showed up 😂)
Also should note: we never really hear them use explicit terms like lesbian/gay/bi/trans despite many characters fitting those labels. This may be due to the lack of heteropatriachy making labels unnecessary. Therefore ships like Stonegrot may be F/M but not necessarily Het, as either characters could bi.
So yeah, F/M ships in the Dark Crystal are not your standard “boring forced het ship” as the mere conception of gender and sexuality to the gelfling is radically different from our own.
Man I wonder why the majority of the TDC fandom is so hellbent on humanizing and babying the genocidal colonist turkey lizards while insisting that the gelfling (whose clans are all based off of various indigenous cultures) are boring and even suggest they're worse than the skeksis-
Oh wait I know why
You know what I’ve had the exact same thought since the beginning of the fandom days but never said anything but yes this is so right 👏🏻
TDC as a narrative just resonates so much more with those from colonised groups or recently colonised countries. I’ve found that white British and American fans ignore the colonisation allegory in TDC the most, or claim it doesn’t fit certain definitions of colonialism.
Literally had this sitting in my drafts for months but knew the fandom would go apeshit if I posted so thanks for having the balls to do what I didn’t
*gives you breet* *gives you breet* *gives you breet *gives y

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Do y'all see my problem
My Secret Santa gift for @himbo-supreme-gurjin as part of @tdchristmas💕 This was my first time drawing Jen and Kira together, and I’m pretty happy and content how this turned out. I love these two and I was so hyped that I finally got a good excuse to draw them. Hopefully you like it 👉👈
kira doesn’t know what a shower is but she keeps herself clean by rolling in dry sand like a chinchilla
y’all make skekMal to be this intelligent sex god who knows he’s Ripped and good looking. he’s feral and stupid, has absolutely no concept of beauty standards and he shits in the woods.

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seladon is a skeksis kin
My Secret Santa gift for @himbo-supreme-gurjin as part of @tdchristmas💕 This was my first time drawing Jen and Kira together, and I’m pretty happy and content how this turned out. I love these two and I was so hyped that I finally got a good excuse to draw them. Hopefully you like it 👉👈
if you don't like jen keep it to yourself that shit's embarrassing ❤
so are we a club now cause we’re all living for her strap game 👀
i would very much like to be a part of this club 🙈
Fara Thirst Club Rise Up!
the only alternative to kira being seladon’s baby i’ll accept is kira being brea and deet’s babygirl……… their waystar amongst the ice, their glow in the darkest of caves……..

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Headcanons about life as a castle guard.
Took me a while be here we go:
Becoming a castle guard is a huge honour, since they only except the best.
most of the guards are young, Most of them will retire by the time they’re ready to have kids, and only a select few will go on into important leadership roles like Ordon
This is because of four reasons:
1 - it is hard to raise children as a guard (Rian was an exception)
2 - because the skeksis associate youth with strength
3 - The skeksis are deeply uncomfortable with death which is less likely to happen with younger guards
4 - it’s also easier for the skeksis to indoctrinate younger and more naive gelfling. This ensures their guards are loyal
Most of the time they just muck around, since there’s no real threat facing the skeksis, they spend most of their shifts gossiping or mucking around (or what Rian and Mira did *cough*)
A lot of the younger guards play games on their break
While they don’t care about clan divisions, they do engage in occasional friendly competition (I.e Vapra vs Stonewood)
Mira, Rian and Gurjin were pretty much the popular kids of their cohort
While Tolyn was pretty much bullied by everyone lmao
Like the gelfling clans, they all eat dinner together at a mess hall, usually with the podling workers as well
The food is pretty basic and boring, which is why many of them try to steal from the skeksis tray (like Rian and Mira did)
Since they’re very isolated from the culture outside the castle, they’re years behind on Gelfling fashion trends. Every castle guard Dresses like they’re from the 2000s
Casual hookups, between all clans, are very common. It’s basically like the high school of Thra.
A lot of castle guards who form relationships find it harder going back to life outside because the clan divisions are very much real. Some learn to live with it, other join the Sifa.
Age of Resistance really hit us with that good good “you can’t bargain with your oppressors” message with Seladon’s story, huh.