Hyperfixating on whatever I feel like and making all you join me

Ingredients

1 large egg

1/4 cup (60g) mayonnaise

1 Tablespoon chopped fresh parsley (or 2 teaspoons dried)

2 teaspoons Dijon mustard

2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce

1 teaspoon Old Bay seasoning (up to 1 and 1/2 teaspoons for a spicier kick)

1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice, plus more for serving

1/8 teaspoon salt

1 pound (454g) fresh lump crab meat*

2/3 cup (41g) saltine cracker crumbs (about 17–18 2-inch crackers)

optional: 2 Tablespoons (30g) melted salted or unsalted butter

Instructions

Whisk the egg, mayonnaise, parsley, Dijon mustard, Worcestershire sauce, Old Bay, lemon juice, and salt together in a large bowl. Place the crab meat on top, followed by the cracker crumbs. With a silicone spatula or large spoon, very gently and carefully fold together. You don’t want to break up that crab meat.

Cover tightly and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes and up to 1 day.

Preheat oven to 450°F (232°C). Generously grease a rimmed baking sheet with butter or nonstick spray, or line with parchment paper or a silicone baking mat.

Using a 1/2 cup measuring cup, portion the crab cake mixture into 6 mounds on the baking sheet. (Don’t flatten!) Use your hands or a spoon to compact each individual mound so there aren’t any lumps sticking out or falling apart. For extra flavor, brush each top with melted butter. This is optional but recommended!

Bake for 12–14 minutes or until lightly browned around the edges and on top. Drizzle each with fresh lemon juice and serve warm.

Cover leftover crab cakes tightly and refrigerate for up to 5 days, or freeze for up to 3 months.

he asked if my mental health was a factor and when I admitted it was he said “I can understand that it gets hard to do things like brush your teeth at times like that. Just do the best you can and brush your teeth at least once a day whenever you have motivation but if you can’t don’t beat yourself up. I know you’re doing your best”

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see actually when i got this it came with the wallpaper that changes itself every day to like a photograph where you can click the little info button to learn more about where the picture was taken and stuff and i like that so i left it like that

right now it's this :)

The thing about conspiracies is that they're fun, they turn the world into an ARG. They make you feel clever and they come with a built in community of people to debate the finer details with.

But there are so many fictional worlds that contain conspiracies just as interesting, that can provide all of that, without being a gateway into far-right antisemitic accelerationist groups.

Who cares if the earth is flat, it isn't and we can prove it. You know what we can't prove? Whether Talos is actually a God. Did Tiber Septim achieve apotheosis? Was he a Shezarine? Did he actually mantle Akatosh? Is his godhood imperial propaganda, and does that mean the Thalmor are in the right?! This is a genuine mystery and potentially massive conspiracy, with thousands of words of evidence for and against to sift through and endlessly debate.

Did the dwemmer achieve chim, or zero sum, or is that a cover up created by the dunmer to hide a genocide?

Did Leman Russ kill the lost Primarchs? If so, was he ordered to by Emps? Why?

Was Alpharius lying about being a liar that time he said he was lying?!

Not all fantasy and sci-fi offer these, you generally need big shared universes with multiple competing writers to get enough contradictory evidence to be compelling, but the good news is, we have a whole bunch of those!

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices