Someone's gonna end up crying. Probably me.

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for