penis fantastic

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

whenever i'm discussing baby names with a weird woman i always make sure to try and sow the seeds of tragedy. 'isn't eridan a cute name for a boy? it's greek.' this is the pseudointellectual's noblesse oblige.

girl your gay divorce has a body count

people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes

yes this includes fanfiction, gif sets, edits, etc.

theres this one person who reblogs this post like 20 times a day and then sometimes will also reblog it like 200 times at once and also anytime it appears on their dash they apparently will queue it again too and i just want you all to know that you pissed them off real bad and that should be your sign to reblog art actually. for them

i hate when people say "unalive" is gen z slang don't group me in with those ppl on tiktok. i don't know anybody irl that says unalive. your experiences are not universal

Why are scientists trying to give robots realistic human faces cut out all those useless shit just put anything there as a head and I will smash

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.