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phil kept going on about how he'd probably be good at giving a lap dance and on god dan was two seconds away from going "prove it"

just remembered dan and phil are in love

how does Phil own more than 3 companies with 0 economics skills

phil is just such a naturally wholesome and sweet person like being around him must give ppl cavities right ??? 

phil keeps all fan letters stored in drawers in the office and wants to possibly get them archived one day, because it would be something nice to look back on when he’s older

cornelia got phil rainbow bath bombs and phil’s going to record the rainbow water when he tries them out in the “gay bath”

phil says “my friends and dan” but stops at “my family” when dan was part of it because well you know why we all know why