⎈ Chevalierdetemps ⎈
you clearly thought wrong
damn right it will be
more impressive than elephants doing the monkey bars with their trunks
Pfft, that doesn’t sound very graceful.
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⎈ Chevalierdetemps ⎈
you clearly thought wrong
damn right it will be
more impressive than elephants doing the monkey bars with their trunks
Pfft, that doesn’t sound very graceful.

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⎈ Chevalierdetemps ⎈
of course you are how silly of me to think otherwise your royal highness no fucks given here yall better run if i suddenly do cause watch out and yall be screaming sugar were going down
Haha and I thought the Lalondes were the sarcastic ones.
I’m sure that’ll 8e an impressive spectacle.
⎈ Chevalierdetemps ⎈
it must mean youre worth following then sup im dave youre probably right but i dont care
Of course I’m worth following, Dave.
I’m almost glad that we’re 8oth on equal plains of not giving a fuck.
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010 Film) : Sentence Starters
"When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time."
"I'm in lesbians with you."
"This is good garlic bread."
"Bread makes you FAT?"
"You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!"
"If you want something bad, you have to fight for it."
"Break out the L-word."
"What kind of tea do you want?"
"You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone"
"Did you really see a future with this girl/guy?"
"Your BF's about to get eff'd in the b!"
"It's amazing what we can do with computers these days."
"Dude, this thing claims I have mail."
"I have to go pee due to boredom."
"Like... with jet-packs?"
"Wow, ummm... Zelda... Tetris... that's kind of a big question."
"If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?"
"Next time, we don't date the girl/guy with eleven evil ex-boyfriends/girlfriends."
"We have an unfinished business. I and (s)he."
"Don't you talk to me about grammar!"
"That was a test _______, and you passed."
"That gossipy bitch."
"I've never even kissed a guy/girl before."
"Amazon.ca! What's the website for that?"
"Freeze! Vegan Police!"
"It's milk and eggs, bitch."
"(S)He punched the highlights out of her/his hair!"
"This song is called "I Am So Sad. I Am So Very Very Sad.""
"We are here to sell out and make money and stuff."
"Guess who's drunk!"
"Pirates are in this year!"
"Believe it or not, I used to date _______ in high school."
"Is that the Uma Thurman movie?"
"Oh? Do you have any embarrassing stories?"
"All of our shows are secret shows."
"Do you have any idea how long it took me to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league? Like, two hours!"
"Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday."
"Um, _______, we're gonna go to Pizza-pizza for a slice, call us when you're done..."
"Didn't you get my email explaining the situation?"
"Is the news that we suck, because I really don't think I can take it."
"Kick her in the balls!"
"You just headbutted my boyfriend/girlfriend so hard he burst."
"I have to pee."
"Go ahead. I'm too cool for you anyway."
"Is this an envy-related dream again?"
"Short answer: Vegans are just better then everyone else."
"Somebody bring me my board!"
"So, what can I *censored* get you?"
"How are you doing that with your mouth?"
"They're called jobs, something a *censored* ball like you wouldn't know anything about."
"Let's both be girls."
"The only thing separating me from her/him is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass."
"Look, I didn't write the gay handbook."
"Every Pilgrim reaches the end of it's journey... some sooner than others."
"But you can't... cheat... death."
"I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft."
"Okay, presumably, you may have just seen a dude's junk, and I'm very sorry for that... so is he."
"Steal my boyfriend/girlfriend, taste my steel!"
"You had a sexy phase?"
"Oh I'd love to postpone, but I just cashed in my last rain check."
"What a perfect asshole."
"I want to have his/her adopted babies."
"_______, you're the salt of the earth."
"Do that again, and I will end you!"
"You broke the heart that broke mine."
"I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature, with a face."
"You'll pay for your crimes against humanity."
"You cocky cock!"
"Is there anywhere you don't work?"
"Never *censored* mind how I'm doing it!"
"You mean, do I have, like, ulterior motives?"
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imperialistiix chevalierdetemps 0r0bas
Seems like even when I’m travelling without internet, people keep following my 8log. Anyway, welcome, the name’s Vriska Serket. I could pro8a8ly care less a8out who all of you are.

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⎈ Cerulean8uccaneer ⎈
daddysign carcinopsychologist forgottenjade auspiciousgamble
Hey, What Are You All Doing in This Side of the Coast?
What are you doing over here? I haven’t seen anyone while travelling for a reaaaaaaaally long time.
☂
☂- for a “are you serious?” text
[TXT]: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE UP TO. BUT I BET YOU ARE UP TO SOMETHING! YOU CAN’T BE DOING EVIL PLOTS ALL BY YOURSELF.[TXT]: I AM SURE YOU WOULD WANT TO INTRODUCE YOUR PLAN TO A SMART TROLL TO MAKE IT WORK PROPERLY (;B
⎈ Cancer-re8orn ⎈
[TXT]: JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THIS IS SERIOUS TO ME. NO OFFENSE. [TXT]: SO WHAT ARE YOUR COORDINATES?
[Txt] Sure sure.
[Txt] Anyway, here they are. 8e quick!
[AG sent Coords.txt]
//*rains 1000 apologies upon everyone for taking 2 weeks to come back from that weird mini-hiatus* muse issues ;;
⎈ Vxrdict ⎈
1 k1nd of r3gr3t my wordz r1ght now.
Hahahaha, step one complete!
⎈ Vxrdict ⎈
Oh pl34s3 1 don’t n33d 4noth3r sourc3 of 3gom4n14c, ps3udo-r1ddly bullsh1t.
Egomaniac, psuedo-riddles. Got it. ::::)

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⎈ Vxrdict ⎈
M1ndf4ng s41d th3 s4m3 th1ng.
!
Well-
May8e I will 8e a8le to tease you then, if I’m capa8le of saying the same stuff.
⎈ Vxrdict ⎈
W3ll, 1 don’t th1nk you would f1nd 4 succ3ssful w4y to t34s3 m3. You could try but l1k3ly wouldn’t succ33d. Sorry, l4d.
Is that a challenge?!
Silent nights were always uneasy for him, as the calm made him rather nervous especially where he lived. The undead could attack at any moment, putting people on edge. Even with the clearing of Ravenhelm of undead. Currently he was just wide awake on his bed, trying to sleep but couldn't.
For Vriska, she slept like a rock whenever and wherever she could. Waking up wasn’t always so easy if she was at ease, but if she sensed any sign of a threat she’d be up in an instant.
Dreams disturbed by images of the undead crawling through Ravenhelm, her sleep is light and unrestful as if there’s something about it that unnerves her but exactly what she cannot put her finger on. Eyes opening moments later, she swears under her breath.
⎈ Vxrdict ⎈
H3y, 1tz not my f4ult 1f you m4k3 1t too 34sy, k1d!
Can it!!!!!!!! It’s not fair if I can’t tease you 8ack!
☂
☂- for a “are you serious?” text
[TXT]: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE UP TO. BUT I BET YOU ARE UP TO SOMETHING! YOU CAN’T BE DOING EVIL PLOTS ALL BY YOURSELF.[TXT]: I AM SURE YOU WOULD WANT TO INTRODUCE YOUR PLAN TO A SMART TROLL TO MAKE IT WORK PROPERLY (;B
⎈ Cancer-re8orn ⎈
[TXT]: …. [TXT]: FINE. PULLING PRANKS ON ME IS NOT FUN, I WILL ACTUALLY PANIC AND TRY TO KILL YOU IF YOU DO. [TXT]: AND THAT WON’T BE IN A CUTE OR FUNNY WAY.
[Txt] Chill out, Vantas!
[Txt] I think we would ALL like to avoid more death so rest assured I won’t prank you this time round!
[Txt] Geez, at least Pyrope won’t flip out!

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⎈ Vxrdict ⎈
Oh w3ll, 1 WOND3R why.
Ugh! I’d almost forgotten how much you teal8loods liked teasing.
☂
☂- for a “are you serious?” text
[TXT]: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE UP TO. BUT I BET YOU ARE UP TO SOMETHING! YOU CAN’T BE DOING EVIL PLOTS ALL BY YOURSELF.[TXT]: I AM SURE YOU WOULD WANT TO INTRODUCE YOUR PLAN TO A SMART TROLL TO MAKE IT WORK PROPERLY (;B
⎈ Cancer-re8orn ⎈
[TXT]: IN THAT CASE I WILL HAVE TO REFUSE.
[Txt] Oh come on! That’s no fun. ::::(
[Txt] I’ll promise to not prank you this time, I’m looking forward to this Pyrope thing way too much as it is.