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@ceruleanbuccaneer
Crazy Irresponsible is how They Would Learn though. The Lesson Sticks with Consequences in place.
true
id just rather not deal with the consequences so i try to avoid soul stealing cameras whenever possible
Well Alrighty Not Like that Isnt A Valid Point
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@corrupted-legality
Oi, don’t You look Familiar.
You weren’t sure whether that comment was being directed at you and yet you turn around anyway. Familiar was exactly what you found yourself face to face with.
“….Familiar..yes? Don’t I know you?”
Hands on your hips and a stare straight at this stranger…. this familiar looking stranger. A second longer and you give up. “I Was Trying to Figure Who You Were First” you give a sigh and shrug. “Guess You got to be More Memorable”
“Names Kanaya and You’d be?”
Ah yes a Maryam you should have known that…but this one seemed to be a ceruleanblood…and she didn’t know you..really..you’re THE Mindfang!! Gr8test legal enforcer alive!!
“Mindfang. My name is Mindfang.”
::::/
“Mindfang Aye? That Sounds Cool Enough” You arch a brow, arms crossed as you lean, as if looking for more to her. “Not A Real Name is it Unless Your Some Moon Grub”
“Well that is true, it’s more a title than a name I suppose. In that case you may as well just call me Vienna.”
“I May and Will, Vienna” You grin, raising a hand to be shaken, or not but it is certainly out there and offered.
“What are You Doing Around these sort of Parts Anyway?”
Crazy Irresponsible is how They Would Learn though. The Lesson Sticks with Consequences in place.
@ceruleanbuccaneer hi there! my names jade harley-serket, 12th empress of alternia, what can i do for you? :?
12th, How Does One Even Spell That, Tweth…Twelveth, Twelvth, Twelf.
Huh, well that Should have an Arranged Grammatical Spelling. Names Kanaya Serket and Since You Asked Maybe You can help with Knowing where One such as Myself can get Some Rodent Traps.
its actually twelfth which looks super weird but actually is correct! :p
and mouse traps? well i could probably get you some but im kinda curious as to why you need them at all
Twelfth! Ridiculous, Scandalous, Depraved Even! I Love It.
Well Miss Nosey Nose I guess I’ll Have to Spill Now. So Listen up Sugar, I got Sand Varmints Crawling about and Invading My Hive! My Lusus is the oh so Cranky Kind and She Doesn’t take Lightly to the Suckers.
Short Version is I get Rid of Them or She gets Rid of Me.
well bluh thats no good! well i’ll set you up with some of those little house traps that way you can just send them over to me so they dont have to die c:
You Really Wanna Hang on to Sand Varmints?
Those Feral Insectoids Aren’t Anything to Coo at.
uhh… are sand varmints not mice? i kinda assumed they were mice .-.
I Woulda said Mice had They Been Mice. Mom Does Good Work with Eating Those but Varmints,
Nope She Ain’t Touching those things at All!
Hey There What's on your Slice of Life?
Ehh? Could you rephr@se the question?
Rat Traps and Rat Traps Accessories
Plus I Find it Breaks the Ice in Conversating
BV
I c@nt put my finger on wh@t ur de@l is
Have You Tried Asking? It Has Been Rumored Long Ago in Ancient Times that that Usually Works.
>: D Huehuehue
Lm@o @lright
Wh@ts ur de@l then
I’m a Rootiness Tootiness Buccaneer and I Don’t Know How to Make New Friends In Casual Conversation.
So My Proclamation is You Seem Cool and it’d be Cool to Like Chat
Hehehe @ight cool
Th@nks B)
Ur p cool too
Sweet Diggs Bro.
My Coolness Thanks You.
Ye d@wg
Dawg?
What the Diddly is a Dawg
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What is Even a Net Dish….???
Internet s@ttelite dish y@ dork
Inter Sattle Wha!!
Its like
@ thing on your hive
Th@t gives u internet
Oh Hey I Know that Thing
Why Didn't You say so!
@corrupted-legality
Oi, don’t You look Familiar.
You weren’t sure whether that comment was being directed at you and yet you turn around anyway. Familiar was exactly what you found yourself face to face with.
“….Familiar..yes? Don’t I know you?”
Hands on your hips and a stare straight at this stranger…. this familiar looking stranger. A second longer and you give up. “I Was Trying to Figure Who You Were First” you give a sigh and shrug. “Guess You got to be More Memorable”
“Names Kanaya and You’d be?”
Ah yes a Maryam you should have known that…but this one seemed to be a ceruleanblood…and she didn’t know you..really..you’re THE Mindfang!! Gr8test legal enforcer alive!!
“Mindfang. My name is Mindfang.”
::::/
“Mindfang Aye? That Sounds Cool Enough” You arch a brow, arms crossed as you lean, as if looking for more to her. “Not A Real Name is it Unless Your Some Moon Grub”
@ceruleanbuccaneer hi there! my names jade harley-serket, 12th empress of alternia, what can i do for you? :?
12th, How Does One Even Spell That, Tweth…Twelveth, Twelvth, Twelf.
Huh, well that Should have an Arranged Grammatical Spelling. Names Kanaya Serket and Since You Asked Maybe You can help with Knowing where One such as Myself can get Some Rodent Traps.
its actually twelfth which looks super weird but actually is correct! :p
and mouse traps? well i could probably get you some but im kinda curious as to why you need them at all
Twelfth! Ridiculous, Scandalous, Depraved Even! I Love It.
Well Miss Nosey Nose I guess I’ll Have to Spill Now. So Listen up Sugar, I got Sand Varmints Crawling about and Invading My Hive! My Lusus is the oh so Cranky Kind and She Doesn’t take Lightly to the Suckers.
Short Version is I get Rid of Them or She gets Rid of Me.
well bluh thats no good! well i’ll set you up with some of those little house traps that way you can just send them over to me so they dont have to die c:
You Really Wanna Hang on to Sand Varmints?
Those Feral Insectoids Aren't Anything to Coo at.
@corrupted-legality
Oi, don’t You look Familiar.
You weren’t sure whether that comment was being directed at you and yet you turn around anyway. Familiar was exactly what you found yourself face to face with.
“….Familiar..yes? Don’t I know you?”
Hands on your hips and a stare straight at this stranger.... this familiar looking stranger. A second longer and you give up. “I Was Trying to Figure Who You Were First” you give a sigh and shrug. “Guess You got to be More Memorable”
“Names Kanaya and You’d be?”
@ceruleanbuccaneer
hey thanks for the follow back
im dian and i turn children into hipsters
Well that’s an Awkward Power, a Little on the Useless Side Me Thinks.
My Names Kanaya Serket and I turn the World on Its Head to get Ahead. Pleasure to Meet You Dian, What Rocks Your Socks Today besides Meeting Me that is.
eh its more of an occupation than a power
you sound like quite the character
my socks remain mostly unrocked today i had my classes and now im about to feed my hedgehog
Life at Sea does that, Y’know. Salts Your Britches and all that Jazz. Makes an Interesting Person out of Just About Anyone! Even a Hipster.
Ooo Hedgehog, is that Your Lusus Or Something. Oh Hey are You Some Teacher Thing too?
maybe ill have to sail a few seas and see what happens
nah hes like the size of my hand i take care of him
and yeah im a teacher i take it you met kae
Well What do You Systematically Educate?
What. That is Preposterously Cute, I need To See This Hedgehog. Like right Now Immediately.
Oh You mean Doctor Pebbles! Yes, Yes I have.
dr pebbles that is the best
i mean hey if you wanna swing by to visit youre totally welcome to
i teach little kids like 5 to 7 years old how to take pictures
Doctor P likes it too.
Do Do They Just Do like Drawing or Some Life Capture Apparatus
life capture apparatus i think we call it a camera it doesnt actually steal anyones soul
some people think that
Wait Really.
It Would be a Heck of a Lot Cooler if It Did Though.
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@ceruleanbuccaneer
hey thanks for the follow back
im dian and i turn children into hipsters
Well that’s an Awkward Power, a Little on the Useless Side Me Thinks.
My Names Kanaya Serket and I turn the World on Its Head to get Ahead. Pleasure to Meet You Dian, What Rocks Your Socks Today besides Meeting Me that is.
eh its more of an occupation than a power
you sound like quite the character
my socks remain mostly unrocked today i had my classes and now im about to feed my hedgehog
Life at Sea does that, Y’know. Salts Your Britches and all that Jazz. Makes an Interesting Person out of Just About Anyone! Even a Hipster.
Ooo Hedgehog, is that Your Lusus Or Something. Oh Hey are You Some Teacher Thing too?
maybe ill have to sail a few seas and see what happens
nah hes like the size of my hand i take care of him
and yeah im a teacher i take it you met kae
Well What do You Systematically Educate?
What. That is Preposterously Cute, I need To See This Hedgehog. Like right Now Immediately.
Oh You mean Doctor Pebbles! Yes, Yes I have.
dr pebbles that is the best
i mean hey if you wanna swing by to visit youre totally welcome to
i teach little kids like 5 to 7 years old how to take pictures
Doctor P likes it too.
Do Do They Just Do like Drawing or Some Life Capture Apparatus
@corrupted-legality
Oi, don’t You look Familiar.
@ceruleanbuccaneer
hey thanks for the follow back
im dian and i turn children into hipsters
Well that’s an Awkward Power, a Little on the Useless Side Me Thinks.
My Names Kanaya Serket and I turn the World on Its Head to get Ahead. Pleasure to Meet You Dian, What Rocks Your Socks Today besides Meeting Me that is.
eh its more of an occupation than a power
you sound like quite the character
my socks remain mostly unrocked today i had my classes and now im about to feed my hedgehog
Life at Sea does that, Y’know. Salts Your Britches and all that Jazz. Makes an Interesting Person out of Just About Anyone! Even a Hipster.
Ooo Hedgehog, is that Your Lusus Or Something. Oh Hey are You Some Teacher Thing too?
maybe ill have to sail a few seas and see what happens
nah hes like the size of my hand i take care of him
and yeah im a teacher i take it you met kae
Well What do You Systematically Educate?
What. That is Preposterously Cute, I need To See This Hedgehog. Like right Now Immediately.
Oh You mean Doctor Pebbles! Yes, Yes I have.
Land mines?
How fucking pedestrian. I just loosen the soil around the edges so that people fall and 8r8k their everything. That and the 8ridge connecting to the mainland is super, super not safe.
And the seas are fucking gr8. I sail that shit all the time!
Hey this isn’t a Contest of Who Does What More Badass. We all Know I Would Win That.
Anyway I Kind of Live out in the Desert Coast So Landmines Just Suit the Job, Plus it Gives Me the Chance of Testing out the Bombs I Build. The Seas are Great! We should Plan some Duo Shit Then!
Duo shit sounds AMAZING! I could even 8ring the 8ae. She’s a sharp shooter, that one.
And no, you would so lose. Were YOU raised 8y a giant fucking spider? I 8et not!
Invite Your Bae, Have all of the Fun. We’ll be Eating Good that Night!
Who would Want a Spider When You Have a Huge Fucking Mantis. Geez Spiders are so Last Generation.
Stepping Out
Got to Feed Mom, be back soon Losers.
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Overall lack of Kanaya’s have made me do stupider things.
Figured i’d follow a fellow sea-faring 8lue!
Hah! You Won’t be Finding Good Sense Here Buddy Blue, an Alternate of Mine Had to Talk Me out of Setting Active Landmines Around My Hive.
Which Should be Noted the Backyard Is Off Limits, Buster. On The other Hand You Did Say Fellow, Which Implies You Sail the Seas Too? That, I Can get into.
Land mines?
How fucking pedestrian. I just loosen the soil around the edges so that people fall and 8r8k their everything. That and the 8ridge connecting to the mainland is super, super not safe.
And the seas are fucking gr8. I sail that shit all the time!
Hey this isn’t a Contest of Who Does What More Badass. We all Know I Would Win That.
Anyway I Kind of Live out in the Desert Coast So Landmines Just Suit the Job, Plus it Gives Me the Chance of Testing out the Bombs I Build. The Seas are Great! We should Plan some Duo Shit Then!
@ceruleanbuccaneer
hey thanks for the follow back
im dian and i turn children into hipsters
Well that’s an Awkward Power, a Little on the Useless Side Me Thinks.
My Names Kanaya Serket and I turn the World on Its Head to get Ahead. Pleasure to Meet You Dian, What Rocks Your Socks Today besides Meeting Me that is.
eh its more of an occupation than a power
you sound like quite the character
my socks remain mostly unrocked today i had my classes and now im about to feed my hedgehog
Life at Sea does that, Y’know. Salts Your Britches and all that Jazz. Makes an Interesting Person out of Just About Anyone! Even a Hipster.
Ooo Hedgehog, is that Your Lusus Or Something. Oh Hey are You Some Teacher Thing too?
