Ummm she's literally sensitive :/
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occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Monterey Bay Aquarium
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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if i look back, i am lost
NASA

#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes

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Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

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Kids love to do tea parties with their stuffed animals. And why shouldn't they? It teaches socialization, structured play, and the worship of the British way of life. Wait. Hold on just a second there, buster. Is the King indoctrinating my local daycare with vile propaganda?
Calm down. Do your breathing exercises. Maybe I'm getting carried away. There must be a lot of folks who have elaborate, traditional tea ceremonies without worshipping the King of England and the ground he walks upon. Japanese Imperialists, for instance. Yeah. They probably don't like the Mini Coop– they do? This goes deeper than I thought.
Okay, don't let foreign authoritarians spoil this, like they did your ninth birthday party. Breathe in, right, down, left. Lots of people love and enjoy tea every day. There's no reason to believe that all of these kids are learning their ABCs just so they can grow up to buy a Range Rover that never runs right. There's only so many Range Rovers out there. Some of these kids are going to have to settle for Plymouths. What do you mean, Plymouth doesn't exist anymore? What does this have to do with the tea?
Everything's fine now. These kids aren't secretly being manipulated by the King through some kind of subconscious cultural dominance. Just for laughs, let's take a quick look at what stuffed animals are attending tea with the kiddos. Peppa Pig?? No wonder there was a Jaguar in the parking lot.
Kids love to do tea parties with their stuffed animals. And why shouldn't they? It teaches socialization, structured play, and the worship of the British way of life. Wait. Hold on just a second there, buster. Is the King indoctrinating my local daycare with vile propaganda?
Calm down. Do your breathing exercises. Maybe I'm getting carried away. There must be a lot of folks who have elaborate, traditional tea ceremonies without worshipping the King of England and the ground he walks upon. Japanese Imperialists, for instance. Yeah. They probably don't like the Mini Coop– they do? This goes deeper than I thought.
Okay, don't let foreign authoritarians spoil this, like they did your ninth birthday party. Breathe in, right, down, left. Lots of people love and enjoy tea every day. There's no reason to believe that all of these kids are learning their ABCs just so they can grow up to buy a Range Rover that never runs right. There's only so many Range Rovers out there. Some of these kids are going to have to settle for Plymouths. What do you mean, Plymouth doesn't exist anymore? What does this have to do with the tea?
Everything's fine now. These kids aren't secretly being manipulated by the King through some kind of subconscious cultural dominance. Just for laughs, let's take a quick look at what stuffed animals are attending tea with the kiddos. Peppa Pig?? No wonder there was a Jaguar in the parking lot.
blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed
blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

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tomfoolery at an all time high
we are so fucking back baby
Please believe me when I say I have never knowingly shared AI artwork in my life, but this one is so godawful that it defies any sort of categorisation.
THIS was posted by the current President....
Presumably it was supposed to project an image of utter masculinity.... which would surely test even the most soulless of generative AI programs, but this... THIS?
This may simultaneously be amongst the most horrifying AND most gay things I've seen in my long life.
The closest thing I can think of is those old Sino/Soviet posters all about men striving together which just looks like they're a slightly adorable gay couple, sometimes bringing up their kids together.
The central image strives for manliness, though I can only hear Jabba the Hutt's theme playing in my head as I look at it.
But the near naked, ALL MALE, totally toned (and possibly cloned) cheerleaders gleefully flinging their pompoms with gay [sic] abandon makes JC Leyendecker's work look butch.
To add another layer to the nightmare of this "art", it looks like the cheerleaders all resemble young Ronald Regan. yikes
Well, not unseeing THAT now....
Thanks, I hate it....
THE GUY BEHIND THE BASKETBALL IS WAVING THE BLOODY STUMPS OF HIS AMPUTATED HANDS
Edit: Wait..... basketball? Why is there two of them. Why does he need a helmet for soccer. Dear god it keeps getting worse
precious internet megabits wasted to send me this stupid fucking email

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I love environmental storytelling
Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people
Can't just leave this in the comments
Awesome
ANON POINTED OUT I MISSED A COUPLE AND IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT
i hate saying “i love video games” because imagine a world where you say “i love cinema” and everyone automatically assumes you only mean marvel movies. like, not even in a bad way, but they don’t think it could mean anything else
and that’s what it feels like to say you love video games
auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"
Me and the other Bad Boys of Municipal Planning are going to head down to the highway and watch all the cars try to get off at rush hour. Ted's fucked up that intersection timing again. Just went in there and changed a bunch of settings. For "research." Yeah, research into clinking our beers together and watching folks forget if the turn lane a yield or a merge and then get rear-ended at a buck twenty.
People criticize our general incompetence in traffic light management, usually when they're stuck at the eighth red light of their commute. There's no reason to listen to these babbling haters. They simply don't have the experience or education required to judge us. Education like "some high school in the 1970s before getting promoted endlessly because the boss likes us."
Now we push around a bunch of Ph.Ds in urban planning. Sometimes I implement the direct opposite of what those eggheads beg us to do. Narrower lanes? Nobody wants that shit, it makes them be all scared and drive slower around pedestrians. Pedestrians shouldn't be in the middle of the road anyway, they should have cars.
Next time you're stuck in traffic, remember that it's probably because I have a bet on how long it will take you to get to work. Ted picked a dude last year and made him 75 minutes late on a five minute commute – in sunny weather! One day, when you're all grown up, you'll get a job like mine, except it'll probably just be listening to what a pseudo-racist chatbot trained on a lifetime of my emails would decide anyway. Good luck getting to the voting place without a car! We "forgot" to make some crosswalks.

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it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related
look, if i catch sight of a mutual's unfortunately popular post in the wild dragging their flailing body behind it, i am obligated to smack that pony's ass and send them for another round of the pasture. i'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but it's in my contract
...yeah that's fair