Aus Diaper Boy

This is awful. I can’t believe I got tricked into impersonating a toddler. I was with my little cousin waiting for his new babysitter to arrive when he suggested we play a pretending game. He wanted to pretend that he was me and I would pretend to be him. He was pretty insistent and we still had half an hour so I played along. Next thing I know, he’s leading me by the hand to his room and taking one of his nappies out of the pack. I started to protest but I figured no-one else would see me and it couldn’t hurt if it kept him happy.

I laid down and put a nappy on myself and pulled on one of his tops. The next thing I knew, he stuffed a dummy in my mouth and, before I could argue that things were getting out of hand, he ran downstairs and out the front door. I started to chase him only to be stopped by his babysitter coming through the door. She thought I was him! I couldn’t admit that I was a big boy wearing a nappy so I had to go along with it. Now I have to spend the day being treated as a little boy.

What will my Auntie say when she gets home?

Ugh, now I’ve been stuck in front of Disney Junior like some little baby. I need to pretend I’m watching, though, so my babysitter, I mean, my cousin’s babysitter doesn’t suspect anything. She’s taking a call from my Auntie in the next room, telling her not to worry about her “little angel” and that I’m being “good as gold”. This is so embarrassing.

20 minutes later…

Heh, this actually isn’t too bad. Miles From Tomorrow is so cool. I wish I could go into space and have adventures just like him. What’s on next?

30 minutes later…

Uh-oh, is that the door…?  

“Auntie! I’m s-sorry Auntie, it’s n-not what it looks like! No, I don’t want to be treated like a baby, honest!”

Great, now I’m I’m grounded. Every night after school, I have to go round my Auntie’s house and be dressed in nappies as punishment for letting my cousin go off unsupervised. Any slip-up and I have to stand in the naughty corner. Even worse, my cousin’s started potty training and now he looks down on me because he thinks he’s a big kid and I’m just a baby. How did I let this happen?