art and gay shit, basically

2018 is GOING to be the year i make carrie fisher proud, i’m speaking that into existence

i think we need a time skip between tlj and ix but i’m also viscerally terrified of what they could establish as canon during the time skip lol. like oh we’re back, finn and rose are in a years-long established relationship, poe’s got a new gf, it happened offscreen so don’t worry about it it’s the law now. shut up and buy porg

alternatively: kylo ren has died of influenza

the only topic i am 100% a centrist about is cats vs dogs because they’re both good and theres no argument they both love you so dont fight

The densest people on the internet are the ones who say sci fi and fantasy are getting too political. Why can’t we go back to the good old days of The Twilight Zone, with its various episodes about mob mentality and the danger of mass paranoia that totally weren’t about the Red Scare. Or Star Wars and its genocidal empire of racially homogeneous Aryan men. Or Dune with its religious tribal peoples who live in a desert that contains the galaxy’s most valuable resource and the wars with the foreign colonizers, that was purely from Frank Herbert’s imagination. Can you imagine how much Star Trek would suck if it was packed to the brim with ham-fisted allegories of every societal issue of the 20th century. Not like all this modern ultra-political stuff, like a woman hero. 

dungeon master: what’s your alignment guy who’s never played dnd before: is that how nerds ask if you’re gay

i love this post because people are reblogging with their gay alignments. tag yourself i’m chaotic pansexual

My ideal Star Wars movie would be a nature documentary of cute space critters narrated by the robot from Rogue One, who clearly knows nothing about nature and is making the descriptions up as he goes along.