led by a beating heart

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

obsessed with the guy sitting next to me on the bus who i caught googling "what is commie dyke" after seeing my buttons

tomodachi life giving you so many oppertunities for custom images and text with no filters means the obvious answer is of course to fill it with sex and penis. which is why i appreciate that every tomodachi life post ive seen is actually pretty lacking in sex and penis. instead we've been giving our miis enough cigarettes to kill a small village.

oh wow I had no idea she committed a big no-no. yeah I’m so sorry I never would’ve thought that fictional character was cool if I’d known she committed a big no-no.

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

"is this anything?" (I open my palm to show you a pure concept)

thank you for tuning in to faggot fm i’m your dj sexchange.com we've got some hits lined up for you tonight. semen and girlfunkel, joan bi-ez, gay bob dylan and kicking us off as always are the normal beatles

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.