"Don't Shoot, I'm Canadian!"

I’m in tears laughing

people who are saying jack getting a sounds fake i mean sid got his his rookie year and davo is currently captaining a team while technically still a rookie. does it happen often? no but it can happen

my favorite part about this post is the last paragraph suggesting that Jack Zimmermann, a fictional character, has a more believable life story than Sidney Crosby, an actual person

my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?

i honestly want to go to target every day of my life for no damn reason

please be gentle with yourself. you’re trying. if it’s taking you longer than you thought to achieve something or get somewhere that’s okay. try not to compare yourself to others too much because not everyone gets to where they need to be right away. you’re alive that’s what matters. keep trying. you’ll get there.