made of stone

so let me get this straight. you’re gonna raise me from the dead just to kill me and make me dead again. .__. great logic there. ryan gallagher, smartest boy on the planet. :3

I DON’T KNOW WHY I AGREED TO THIS. she was sniffling and crying and being all cute and shit and then i just fell into her trap. :/ it was hard ok. okay, i’ll let you borrow my binoculars if she doesn’t let you in. and if you see me being stabbed by high heels, then you come in pronto and get me the hell outta there. i’m .. /snicker.) sure she won’t do it again. as long as you keep your mouth shut. it can do magic, okay. i’ll clean your room for you if you want. with my magic stick. 

this is not funny. he’s supposed to be here. i’m not waiting here all night — oh shit i think that’s him. /stares back and is like oh.) … don’t leave me alone with him./that’s whispered to ryan.) /slowly gets into the car.) 

shut up, that is great logic, okay. that is anger logic talking right there. as if, if you die on me, i will be so angry i’ll raise you from the dead and deny you a second chance at life, that’s how angry i’ll be. so. there.

oh geez, you mean the trap of her being a girl? wait, she was being what?? oh my god, if a girl can get you to agree to shit with a little sniffling and crying you’re in for a world of hurt and disappointment, mate. /shakes head. /snorts. i bet something was hard. /DON’T LOOK AT ME MAX SET HIMSELF UP. but okay, okay. wow i’m gonna look like such a pervert, sneaking on you guys with binoculars. fine, mouth shut around the devil. i can do that. and…fine. do clean my room then. with your “magic stick.” /snickers max set himself up again okay.

okay good. not HOPEFULLY. i’ll be coming out from this. and when i do, we’ll be drinking more booze to celebrate my .. survival.

she said she was going to teach me. is it bad that i’m nervous. because i am. for my own neck. and my feet. tell me about it. RYAN WHAT DID I SIGN UP FOR. i just sign up for all the wrong things. clearly. ………. stan puts his wand to shame. but i don’t care what he does with his wand. i care about what happens to my wand because it’s mine. you. take care of it or i will haunt you until the day you die.

do you think this is a laughing matter, mr gallagher ???? 

yeah, well. you suck. /wow gr8 comeback ryan

yes. good. you better be, or i’ll drag you back from the dead myself and then kill you for leaving me alone. and the more booze, the better. 8)

oh god oh god oh GOD the devil said she was going to teach you??? and you thought it was a good idea to spend extended amounts of time with her why??? okay, shit, calm the fuck down, okay. if i can’t come to this party, i can at least come to these…dancing lessons, to chaperone, okay. you’ll be fine. and hopefully she won’t give me a bloody nose again. I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SIGNED UP FOR, OKAY, I’M TRYING TO FIGURE THAT OUT MYSELF. ughhh, fine, i’ll take care of your stick…thing. that happens to be able to do magic. supposedly.

(._.+)

how the fuck are you doing that?

i’ll meet you at the corner of fieldgate and plumbers.

you aren’t actually thinking of going out now, are you

lio~~

don’t be too mean to my date for the ball, okay~ (◕‿◕✿) 

the kid is just going to shape up before he takes you. i think i've seen him around the base and his posture is terrible. 

the last time i wore one was years ago.

ok good

could i maybe. like. borrow a tux or something for a night?

it’s for frankie.

i’m not doing anything with your sister

i swear

is this aurelio foresi? frankie might’ve given me the wrong number. and. i’m. not. sure.

of anything

tbqh

cause fuck you erek

fuck

she’s /so/ tiny. and it makes it so funny b/c aylia is tiny, too, and she’s such a high rank so it’s like FUQ U. 

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