SUPER WOMAN.

“Well, you know I know it’s not really part of my duties anymore, but I really just can’t handle drinking that horrible starbucks anymore. A new Keurig was definitely a needed treat for all of us in the office. It even does espresso! I may… also… have gone a little overboard with the pods, so we have an entire cupboard of all sorts of them. I have a feeling we’re going to end up with a very hyper office. Who knows, maybe it’ll help with productivity.” 

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“I swear Bobby, if you drop lasagna one more time. I’m siccing Erika on you. I don’t need this while we hire a new Janitor. That’s like twice this week alone. How many times do you eat lasagna!” He threw his arms up in exasperation and sighed as someone else walked in. “What’s up? How can I help you.” He ushered Bobby out of his office immediately. “So i can get my mind off tomato sauce boy over there.”  @dunderstartsers​

“Yeah, Bobby, you heard the man!” She retorted back in a teasing manner, especially since Bobby used to babysit her and her siblings as kids. “I was just wondering if you got the paperwork for the new client?” She asked. “I think I lost it.”

“I just couldn’t decide, so I had to put out a bunch of different candies this time. I think I like it, all the shiny little dishes make the top of my desk look so pretty! Here we have… jelly beans, and M&Ms, then of course skittles and bubble gum beads and caramels, because we know Quinn loves them.” Waving a hand across the array of little plastic iridescent bowls that held her available choices, Penny took the opportunity to pluck an M&M out of it’s bowl and pop it into her mouth. “Are you coming to poor Richard’s for Karaoke tonight?” 

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“When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, havin’ a look ‘round the room and sayin’ "haven’t decided yet” is a good response and you can’t convince me otherwise.”

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“Doesn’t that scare people though? I mean, I’d be scared if someone said that to me for sure.”