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TFP! Ultra Magnus: “human- you are trespassing on government property, I implore you to come with me.”
Y/n, absolutely booking it:
“Sorry- but I only take orders from Commander Ligma!”
Ultra Magnus, running after you:”who is “Commander Ligma”??”
Y/n, climbing up a chain link fence: “LIGMA FUCKING BALLS”
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Arcee: *drops a vaguely human-sized box in front of Jack as he simps for Sierra*
Jack: what is this?
Arcee: it’s a coffin.
Jack: …
Arcee: it’s got a label on it.
Jack: Arcee what are you-
Arcee: WHORE.
Jack: …
Arcee: AND YOU’RE GOING IN IT.
Ultra Magnus: Smokescreen, you’re supposed to be on patrol
Smokescreen: Vanessa, I’m a ✨material gorl✨
Ultra Magnus: I quit.
Megatron, after putting dark energon in the Nemesis: Is this a good idea?
Megatron: Probably not.
Megatron: Do I care?
Megatron: No.
Miko: Hey did you hear about the crazy police chase??
Ratchet: no
Miko: Dude, it was all over the news! Do you live under a rock?!
Ratchet: *looks up at the base's ceiling*
Ratchet:
Ratchet: technically yes
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One simply must put a star atop one’s Yule Tree…
So my friend and I played this game where I had her guess the names of transformers prime characters. The funniest one?
Uber Magnum
Ultra Magnus, trying to have a serious talk with Optimus about team morale: I feel like the team needs a “fun outlet” to keep morale up.
Optimus, watching Miko teach half the team The Feels dance from TikTok over Magnus’ shoulder: I think they’ve found one.
What Optimus says: I’m afraid Ratchet’s authority supersedes my own in medical matters.
What he means: if I let you go against my husband’s advice, I will NEVER hear the end of it.
Ratchet, trying to spare the children: Orion Pax was more like… Jack…
Orion Pax, in all actuality: *throws dispersion grenades back at Enforcers; passes out while reading a book about rocks; fistfights a dude behind Maccaddam’s bc the dude was being racist; picks fights with people three times stronger than him because they lied to him; forgets he needs Energon to live bc he’s reading a book Alpha Trion suggested; yells obscenities at Megatron from across the battlefield; has “good at making up insults” as a job requirement for his lieutenants;
Ratchet: yes… like Jack…
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it's hit me that the reason it bothers me when people uwuify Orion Pax is because it just clashes so drastically with my mental image of him which is basically that he's a nice dude with good intentions but he's also like a can of suppressed righteous rage. like I envision him as that dude that you think is really mild mannered but you can't take him to bars bc the second you turn your back he's duking it out with some guy over politics. my Orion would peg tear gas canisters back at the police. like you're welcome to your own interpretations of course but I feel like ppl forget homeboy wanted to overthrow the government
S2E08: Thirst is comfort content and I will die on this hill
Soundwave, watching Knockout and Breakdown use public displays of affection: there’s some whores in this house, there’s some whores in this house, there’s some-
If TFP happened in 2020
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Optimus: Miko, please stop teaching Bumblebee how to do the WAP. He’s too young
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Ratchet: Smokescreen you don’t even know what macaroni is
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Ultra Magnus, reappearing from his ship two hours after he went in to grab something: sorry I was watching tiktoks
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Optimus, after meeting with government officials: I’ve never had a conversation with dumber people and I’ve spoken with Starscream
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Smokescreen: I know we aren’t supposed to harm humans but do cops count?
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Arcee, at Cliff’s Grave: now from the top, make it drop, that’s some WAP-
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Miko, leaning out of Bulkhead’s window: WEAR YOUR FUCKING MASK
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Ratchet: Having the humans here constantly isn’t all that bad. I can make them do chores
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Knockout: *doing the WAP for Breakdown*
Soundwave, in the corner: *recording*
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Megatron: one of you will betray me tonight.
Knockout: is it me, my lord?
Megatron: it’s not you
Soundwave: is it me, my lord?
Megatron: it’s not you either.
Starscream: is it me, Lord Megatron?
Megatron: is it me, Lord Megatron?
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No one:
Wheeljack:
Sticking my dick in rotisserie chickens
Ratchet, at some point:
What do you mean, you can only use one hand to write? What do you do with your other hand? WhAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE ONE USELESS HAND WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING TWO HANDS
