your friendly neighbourhood feminist fangirl

I can’t remember who it was that pointed out that sometimes, his eyes look like vaginas. In that bottom photo, they really REALLY do.

i’m fluent in talking shit

interviewer: thanks you for speaking with us, Ted ted cruz: No problem! interviewer *really fast*: SerialKillerSaysWhat ted cruz: what? campaign manager: *screams*

WHAT

Me to my wife on our 25th wedding anniversary: so.. We’ve been hanging out a lot the past few years and.. Idk like….. What are we?

Liking this iSNT HELPING. REBLOG IT. A SIMPLE LIKE IS NOT LETTING OTHER WOMEN SEE THIS.

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

Back in my day, we didn’t have menu screens. When a movie ended it was replaced by a tranquil, bright blue screen that suddenly became screeching, demonic static if you didn’t turn off the TV in time.