A Blindly Optimistic

julian brandt and that cursed post

I think i died a thousand times with this game but i am so fucking happy right now

i don’t understand why julian brandt is not playing like hello?? against mexico he played for a few minutes and he already set some impulses and had a big chance and now he’s not even getting to play?

brazil and germany national teams might have a rivalry after the 7:1 but these last two matches showed us that we are both procrastination masters

anyone else age 273817473 years during that match or was it just me

The best thing about the world cup is that the U.S. isn’t in it

literally me

“Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?”

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there