[ID: The original Connecticut Clark and Malfina saga. Clark is a simply drawn, oddly shaped humanoid with a snout and no expression. Malfina is a very tall woman with a witchâs hat, large horns, long dark hair, a prominent bust, and purple eyes. She is drawn in more detail than Clark.
Part one begins with two sock puppet people. One holds up a paper with a drawing of Clark and says: âThis is my OC, his name is Clark.â The other one smiles and says: âWonderful, what sort of OP powers does he have?â The creator of Clark says: âNone.â
Their friend says: âOk thats cool..ls he attractive at all?â Clarkâs creator says: âNo heâs quite below average honestly.â Their friendâs face falls and they ask: âOk well what about an over dramatic back story?â Clarkâs creator says: ânot really, his parents love him very much.â The friend frowns: âOk well where is he from? Hell? A magic forest?â Clarkâs creator says: âconnecticut.â
Part two starts with Malfinaâs entrance. She booms: âMORTALS BOW DOWN, I AM MALFINA THE DEMON WITCH AN- woah dude you are a solid 4/10.â Clark says: âHowdy iâm Clark want to come over to my parentsâ house for a connecticut dinnerâ. (Note: âConnecticutâ is spelled wrong). Malfina stares, then squints and asks: âwhat.â
Part three starts with Clark saying: âWelcome to my parentsâ home.â The view changes to show Clarkâs parents. They look just like him, but one wears a red bow and one wears a top hat. They say: âWe are proud parents, please drink the connecticut water.â Clarkâs mother holds out a glass of bright yellow-green liquid. Malfina looks down with horror at the glass, then looks up with a frown and says: âI do not want the connecticut water.â
Part four starts with Clarkâs mother saying:Â âYou look like a cold harlot out in a snowstorm, here is a sweater.â She holds out a pink sweater that says âconnecticut kittyâ with some kind of animal on it. Malfina puts her hands to her mouth in delight and says: âoh.â Clarkâs mother says: âI baked it fresh for you this morning.â The view zooms in on Malfinaâs face, her eyes wide and shadowed as she says: âwhat.â
Part five starts with a woman of similar form to Clark. Her head is elongated, and she is wearing a green bow. She says: âHey clark whoâs this hussy youâre with? I just won "miss tall head connecticutâ. Why donât you get with me a REAL woman.â Malfina looks unimpressed as she says: "I could vaporize you.â Clark interjects: âNow you hold on right there Cindy, this gals got a heart of gold and you canât talk down to her like that.â Malfinaâs expression does not change, but she blushes very faintly.
The last part starts with Clark offering out a ring and asking: âwill you make me the 3rd happiest man in Connecticut and marry me?â Malfina stares for a second. Then, without her expression changing, she says: âok.â The last panel shows Clark and Malfina at their wedding. Clark is wearing a top hat, and Malfina has her hair up and is wearing a white wedding dress with black gloves and a black choker with Clarkâs face on it. She is smiling and holding a bouquet of white flowers. She is comically taller than Clark, who only comes up to her thighs. End ID]