princess drey

They need a map, or gps for this place. Pleasure, the name’s Jett.

Seeing as I just arrived, I don’t think I would be much of service, though I’m sure we could explore and find the liquor.

Oh we’re in the same boat. It’s gonna be impossible for me to find my way around here so why not do it with some liquor, right? I’m Audrey by the way.

Well, the alcohol is here, furthermore at the bar on the beach, by the poolside and there is one bar in the basement. And some people have their supply of alcohol in their rooms. The thing with the house is that, no one actually knows where to go and get lost easily. 

That’s what I’ve been hearing. I honestly will probably never find my way around here especially if I have alcohol in my system. But oh well. Audrey by the way, I don’t think we’ve met. 

If you still get lost after a month, I don’t even know if I’ll be able to find my room. But honestly, oh well as long as I have my food and alcohol, I can find somewhere to crash. Audrey, by the way. 

Tate laughed at the dark-haired girl’s enthusiasm, “I’m glad someone’s as excited about weed as I am.” He took out a small multi-coloured pipe and grabbed the bag of weed back from her. Tate carefully filled the bowl of the pipe to the brim and lit it. He took a slow, gentle toke and looked over the stranger sitting before him. “I’m Tate” he replied when the smoke had fully left his lungs.

“Well Tate, I think we’re gonna be great friends to be honest” Audrey flashed a smile at the boy across from her. She took the small pipe out of his hands and lit it as she enhaled a big hit. “I’m glad someone here is on the same page as me,” Audrey laughed a little as she exhaled all the smoke. 

Um, well, it’s in a lot of places around the house–and outside! I-I can show you if, you want. Same for the house, too–I’ve been doing a lot of exploring lately and I think I’ve got it down now. If not, I created a map, it’s on my phone!

Woah, you got this place down. I might have to have you send me that map honestly. I’ve been walking in circles which is why I’m in need of a nice cold drink. Well, let’s be honest. That’s what I was looking for in the first place. 

Well, the alcohol is probably the easiest thing to find here– Especially with so many parties around here, oh god. But there’s a bar by the kitchen and one on the beach and another downstairs! I’m sure there’s more, but I haven’t visited them all myself. As for the house…you might want someone else.

Oh gosh, I think I’m in heaven. The house thing can wait but you seem to know where all the alcohol is... Does that mean I found my new drinking buddy? 

That’s okay I get it, we all have our own reasons after all. Kayla, it’s nice to meet you.

It’s nice to meet you too! I think you’re my roommate? I guess you’ll be around my crazy self often, get ready to party!

Truth be told, I pulled these off of google– but I bet it would’ve been funny if you guessed it! If you don’t, it takes the fun out of the joke.

Ok yeah, that makes sense. I laughed a little on the inside if that makes you feel any better. Audrey by the way, I don’t think we’ve met.

Uh, I suppose? You don’t want anyone from home getting in touch?

Um, yes and no. Let’s just say that I came here to get away from home... completely and to enjoy a complete getaway. Audrey by the way.

“Hey so,” Luna muttered, looking around a little. “does anyone want to show me around? This place is confusing already.” 

“I totally would... But honestly, I’m in the same boat as you so...” Audrey shrugged and sighed as she looked around the place. “Audrey by the way.” She said as she took her hand out of her back pocket to shake Luna’s hand. 

Guys, I think the phone’s broke?

Good, now the idiots back home can’t get ahold of us. Am I right or?

Alright, how about this one?  I promise this isn’t as lame as the first one was. What do you call a pile of cats?

Let me guess, a meowtain! Ok let’s be real, I totally goggled that... But really, that wasn’t funny bud. 

“Oh my god, yes finally!”  Audrey squeaked and grabbed the bag of weed. Audrey smiled at Tate and clapped her hands. “You know how long I’ve been waiting for someone to get the party started!” She began to extend her arm to shake his hand, “Audrey by the way.”

I don’t now what the fuck this is in the fridge but you might wanna get it out before it grows legs and comes to attack you.

Honestly, with the amount of different people here, I wouldn’t be suprised if it was someone’s weird cultural food. I mean, that’s not me though. I’ll sick to my junk food.