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Kevin: Glaces into the camera with a look that expresses displeasure.

CPR Trainer named Rose: Calmly says, "Alright, well let's get back to it 'cause you're losing him."

Michael: Rapidly pushes onto the training dummy's chest.

Rose: Correcting him, she says, "Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of 100 beats per minute."

Michael: Sighs. "Okay, that's, uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?"

Pam: Looks at Michael in dismay.

Jim: Looking at Michael, he says, "How's that gonna help you?"

Michael: Trying to sound smart, he retorts, "I will divide and then count to it."

Jim: Looks into the camera with doubt all over his face. "Right." He makes a quick face that signals that Michael doesn't know what he's doing.

Rose: Trying to help him, she suggests, "Okay, well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of Staying Alive by The Bee Gees. Do you know that song?"

Michael: Says enthusiastically, "Yes, yes, I do. I love that song." He clears his throat, then places his hands on the training dummy's chest while singing, "First I was afraid. I was petrified."

Rose: Correcting him again, she says, "No, it's," she holds her hands out to demonstrate, "Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive."

Creed: Pointing at Rose, "You were in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you."

Rose: Stares at Creed, wordless. She nods and puts her attention back on Michael.

Michael: He pumps to the beat of the chorus from Staying Alive, starting from, "Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive."

Andy: Sings along with Michael for the next line, "Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive." As Michael stops singing through the rest of the chorus, Andy sings solo to the lines, "Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk."

Kelly: Stands up and starts dancing.

Andy: Keeps singing, "Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born, and well it's all right, it's okay.

All Staff Members: Sing together, "You can look the other way." They scat for the next couple of lines.

Rose: Says while the staff dances and sings around her, "Okay! Okay! Okay!"

All Staff Members: Progress to singing the lines, "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive."

Rose: Annoyed and angrily says, "Yeah, okay, you didn't maintain 100 beats per minute, and the ambulance didn't arrive because nobody called 9-1-1. So you lost 'em."

Dwight: Walks over to Rose and Michael, saying quickly with a purpose, "He's dead. Does anyone know what to do next? Anybody? Rose?"

Rose: Completely confused, "I have no idea."

Dwight: Intensely looking at the staff, he asks, "Anyone else?"

Phyllis: Says hopefully, "We bury him?"

Dwight: Assertively says, "Wrong." Quickly imitates a buzzer sound. "Check for a donor card. If he has one, we only have minutes to harvest."

Creed: Disappointed, "He has no wallet, I checked."

Michael: Confirms, "He is an organ donor."

Dwight: Energetically, "He is?!" He pats Stanley's stomach as he quickly gets down, pulls up his right pant leg, pulling out the sheathed knife that was in a holder strapped around his leg. "Give me some ice and a styrofoam bucket!" Holding the knife over the training dummy's chest, he says, "Here we go." He holds the knife up high, stabbing the training dummy's chest and cutting it down to the navel.

All Staff: Start scolding Dwight, terrified and not knowing how to approach the quickly escalated situation.

Dwight: Cuts through the training dummy again, stuffing his hand inside. "We search for the organs!" He says in a dark voice, "Where's the heart? The precious heart."

Stanley: Says weakly, "I'm not feelin' well. I may just sit down." He slowly goes to a chair and sits down.

All Staff Members Except Dwight: Go to Stanley and console him.

Dwight: With the training dummy's face over Dwight's face like a mask, he repeated makes a quick sucking sound through the mouth of the mask, slowly turning to face the staff members.

All Staff Members Except Dwight: Make sounds of disapproval and disgust.

Clip 1: A black man wearing glasses and a black jacket wets his toothbrush in the sink and is about to apply toothpaste onto his toothbrush. His cell phone rings, and as he reaches for the phone, he accidentally drops his toothbrush into the sink. "Oh, no, no, no, no!" The toothbrush slips from the sink straight into the toilet. With a gray filter over him and the toothbrush, he says, "Ugh, no! Man, what? Ew... Ew."

Clip 2: The same man is playing video games. He shifts around as he says through gritted teeth, "That's messed up, this game is trash." His keys fall to the floor, and upon hearing the keys shift without him doing anything to them, he looks at them and says, "Huh? Hey, what?!" The keys fly into the bathroom and fall into the toilet. The man cries out, "Ugh, no. Ugh! Why's the door open?" A gray filter covers him and the keys as he continues, "Ugh, man!"

Kid 1: "It's all my fault, not his." Drops his goggles followed by sniffling and shallow breaths.

Kid 2: "What's the matter with you?"

Kid 1: In between sobs, "That's the saddest story I've ever heard."

Kid 2: "I'm the one with the problem, not you. Get over it." Picks up the goggles and holds it to Kid 1.