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The thing about warm and clean clothes is, they feel good

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

due to personal reasons *screams in the middle of a forest*

i do really fuck with it whenever in like a tv show or book a character reluctantly refers to someone as their "friend" whether it's because they kinda hated each other or weren't close but the situation calls for them to acknowledge that they actually do care for each other OR because they have something more going on and it's too complicated to express and the situation just calls for them to communicate that this person is important in their life. yesss give the word friend weight and meaning

I am sick. this sucks balls. my will is made of iron but my immune system couldn't keep up. I'm going to eat a pop tart and sulk for the rest of the day

i think ill really make the moment last forever next time

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

first cryptid you ever run into as a little kid is called Best Friends Older Brother

everything about a job is just humiliation ritual after humiliation ritual. from the applying part to the hired part to the leaving part