Acid Tongue

someone: speaks louder than normal with a slightly aggressive tone me: here come the tears

Payback as sweet as hornet honey

If he criticizes the way u wear ur hair and makeup….listen sis. cancel. His. Ass.

y’all,

YALL

H & M just shitted on my whole life

this is what 2016 needed

THIS IS HOW YOU ADVERTISE!!!!!

Literally @ me whenever I’m in a group and they wanna do some dumbass pose

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

ccant relate

why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

Myth: Confirmed!

i assume all white cis heterosexual married Cool couples have tried pegging until proven otherwise you know. like sarah and jason who served lemonade at a pride event in your small town. they have like a small dog and no kids but shes pregnant & theyre like “yah yknow its scary times…..scary times in america”. they’ve pegged. theyre pegging right now. can you hear it

i’ve started letting my shibe sleep in my bed at night, and she always starts off snuggled under the blanket, then partway through the night she gets too hot and sticks her little snout out to get some fresh air. it is so cute it hurts my heart. dogs are so good. so good.