Dave!

There is nothing funnier than Guillermo De La Cruz. He's the underappreciated intern. He's a homicidal maniac. He's a little Latin boy. He's clinically unwell. He's hunted by the narrative. His literal effing name is 'Of The Cross'. I adore him so much and I do recognise that he would try to feed me to his husband but hey ho

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

the thing about fandom is it tends to thrive on unanswered questions and doors left open. space to make up your own bullshit and theorize and headcanon. so to an extent i understand why shipping Two Guys Who Stand Next To Eachother is always so overwhelmingly popular because like. well if you know the writers are never gonna go there then it basically becomes your city now. you're the giant rat who makes all the yaoi. i can't really deny the appeal.

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er