I love having parasocial relationships with my mutuals like yea we don’t talk at all but that is literally my homie I don’t get how that’s hard to understand

im grilling absolute cheese

trains are superior because they go through beautiful places and sometimes you get to see the mysteries

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”

Everybody’s on this new club drug called “Greek yogurt with berries, granola and a dab of honey.” Shit’s wild

A girl playing with her toys

Now kiss

I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question