Attraction Dump

And why were their sexual encounters on full display with audio & visual? Everyone says none of that was on the straight version.

Aussie when there is any sort of pushback:

The brothel is a metafic universe where fic characters interact with each other and occasionally their madame (writer). It is set on the Toxic Compound, a sprawling property with multiple living quarters including the Joel Mansion, Slasher Party House, and Boyd Bungalow. Sometimes the madame writes smut here, too 😵‍💫

Reality tv episodes.

Real Housecreeps is a reality TV show about what they are up to when they're not in their fics. Sometimes producers intervene to stir things up.

📺🌹 real housecreeps - tv guide

Written by characters.

⛓️waking up by raider guest writer

🌸bedtime by sweet pea

👱‍♂️taking a walk by carter

👱‍♂️leatherface by carter

💦quickie by stepdad

🍃birthday by night walks

🍑Apple juice by Lincoln

🥩butcher by guest writer

⛓️waking up pt. 2 by raider

🍑helpful by vamp guest writer

⛓️raider - Joel's version by raider

The Madame's secret fics 🔥

⛓️👱🏼‍♂️camping raider x you, exhibitionism

⛓️👱🏼‍♂️river of dreams raider x you x Carter

🌸 girl talk, sweet pea x you

⛓️👱🏼‍♂️carter's dream, carter x you

⛓️👱🏼‍♂️stinger, Carter x you, you x joel

⛓️👱‍♂️sucking Carter off (not sweet pea)

📷 POV masterlist 1: 12 ficlets, various char.

📷 POV masterlist 2: 12 ficlets, various

⛓️👱‍♂️breakfast table: Joel x you, ft. Carter

⛓️🌸 bad ideas: Joel x you x her x Carter

Brothel banter

Chores incident 🧏‍♀️🍑⛓️

Guest appearance 💦🏠⛓️

Checkers 🧛‍♂️🔪

Name change 🧛‍♂️💦🏠

Dr. Rock's fic exercise

stepd*d 🏠

crying ⛓️

Bone to pick 👱‍♂️💵

✨ kinktober 🧛‍♂️🔪

Fine art.

Depravity Channel by @not-a-unique-snowflake-blog

Super Creepy gif by @iamasaddie

Real Housecreeps by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

Brothel zipline by puddles

Vampire in his coffin by puddles

I'm fond-uh my Gondola by puddles

Lincoln on work detail

Carter POV in the woods by puddles

Sweet pea's journal by @noxturnalpascal

girl talk mood board by not-a-unique-snowflake-blog

Lmk if I've left yours off 🖤

Residents.

I’ll embrace all your versions.

lesbian klingons:

Do questioning Klingons ever show their crush their poetry, only to have their crush assume that he’s helping them proofread or something?

Is there ever an issue where a lesbian Klingon tries very awkwardly to recite poetry to her lady love? 

Or instances where two lesbians are basically beating the shit out of each other and both thinking “I know she thinks this is just a regular old gal fight, but no, seriously, I’m trying to declare my intentions here”?