A kinder, gentler destruction of the human spirit.

Dude it’s almost time to step on a crunchy leaf

I can barely put an image and text into word what magic is this

Babe I swear I just saw their reblog first, I didn’t ignore yours, it was just that yours was further down the dash, that’s not on me that’s on tumblr babe, tumblr wants to drive a wedge between us, I love you I swear babe, pls believe me pls don’t let them win

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

!!!!!!

This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

Or, a little guy and his luck dragon

You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.

Stg that Swedish dude and at least 1 of his 17 children are in every movie now

its cooked because i dont even know who his kids are outside the one from the clown movie. i'll be watching a movie and i just see something around the eyes and i'm like "its one of those damn kids again" and i'm right like 99% of the time