Non Mortem, Somni Fratrem

brain sees vague fuzzy thing with apparent tail and goes WEIRD MICE

Me all the time because I’ve accepted my fate: it’s ok.

i love hearing people say goodbye to each other on the street so much! have a good night! take care! text me when you’re home! see you tomorrow! i love you!

Calling any object I dislike debris regardless of size or purpose

Pronouns? Yeah I gots all the pronouns you could want. Bootleg? No, no, you've got it all wrong. They just, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Now, can I interest you in a she/sher? Or how about a nice he/hee? That one's gonna get real popular, lemme tell you what. What? I'm telling you, these are genuine articles of speech. Look kid, I don't normally do this, but you buy a set of, uh, lemme see... not those... you/youse, I'll throw in another pair free. I dunno, for your dog or something. You ever think about your dog's pronouns? I thought not. Cash only.

no actually i do need to die at sea i think that would fix me