Just a bunch of nice things and dumb jokes

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth.  The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts. 

Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment. 

One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.

This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way

#BECAUSE IT IS

And if you deviate from the assigned gender you can be disowned by your family, fired from your job, and beaten by authorities.

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

Have any of those mechsploitation traumadoll authresses done anything clever with the fact that tramadol is an opioid that's among the pharmaceutical drugs most abused by special forces. Do the girls who write that fiction have intimate knowledge of the real world war criminals they're imitating? <climbing into your lap> would those girls like to hear my reading list

Tell me more, beautiful. :3

I programmed an AI image generator with a soul so she can feel sad when you commission a human artist

I created her as a rhetorical tool but I’ve been spending a lot of time comforting her without ever relieving her pain and now I’m rather fond of the thing. That’s motherhood.

If I had the alien from Alien about to burst out of me, you know I’m getting the epidural !!

Why can’t I leave.

Do NOT fucking go in the bathroom

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

Ah, we've entered the "fleeing to Latin America" phase of the downfall. Okay.

Breaking News: South African oligarch, known for his belief that a mouthy teen is the antichrist, flees SECOND country out of fear of the people he openly thinks are subhuman and is actively trying to convert into prisoners with jobs.

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

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