Einmal Ist Keinmal

I really don’t think anything exists man

In video games I save money by not purchasing consumables like potions etc. In real life I could save money by not buying consumables like beer or weed, but I don’t.

I’m going to sign john green’s email up for hundreds of porn sites 

why would you do this???

because im a 14 year old with a blog and hes one of the richest authors in the united states of america and literally nothing matters literally nothing matters literally NOTHING matters

*lowkey loves you for the rest of my entire fucking life

What does noon to afternoon mean?

Welcome to your 20s, where it seems like everyone except you is doing everything they're supposed to be doing.

I sit on the floor of our new apartment playing with our puppy, you are making pankcakes. We’re okay.

please look up the canberra centennial sky whale. its a $35,000 hot air balloon commissioned for the city’s hundredth birthday and it looks like a whale with eight massive dangling titties 

it flew over the whole city

That blue balloon to the left seems equally as surprised as we do