Not quite a human disaster, maybe a human mishap.

YOU live in an artificially constructed social order. i live in the wizard tower i built illegally inside my head :)

Why would you have like, zoning laws in your head

it's like a fish tank in there

here’s a picture of me doing blood magic

but theres no picture there

thats right kids i dont do blood magic keep the maker in your hearts and be like me

accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

Everyone wonders why Kris eats so much random shit, bitch they were raised by goats

 I am extremely bad at age of empires 4

Noob

Wahhh wahh I didn’t put more hours into the game wahhh

Shit yourself 

Honestly why does shit yourself sound worse to me then kys? I think it’s because you want them to live with the torment and embarrassment of shitting themselves.

KYS is a mean colloquialism, but I genuinely want them to shit themself