evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

a little bit of LSD should appear spontaneously in your house every 60 days like a login reward in an online videogame

In BtVS pride month episode the school hangs big rainbow 'everyone is welcome' poster, so now vampires can just walk inside. Now Buffy has to tear it down wihout Cordelia calling her homophobic

yes i know we're just going to 7/11 but i still gotta smoke. the thc molecule lets me see various kinds of psionic ghouls and snakemen thqt exist in the fifth dimension so really i'm doing it to keep you safe

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

If humans were reconstructed from nothing but bones, they would 100% give us fur. The idea of “hairless except for the top of the head where the hair is actually the longest in the entire animal kingdom” would never come up

knuckle tattoos that say OKAY YAY❤️

Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala

Alive ecosystem. Peaceful bacterias

"Eddie!! Do some dumb shit Eddie!! CLIMB THE SHOWER CURTAIN EDDIE!!"