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alriiiiight i’ll keep watching demon slayer

what if i let you carve my heart out of chest with a knife. and you held my held my heart in one hand and my hand in the other. and we were both gay.

this happened in a dan and phil video

I thought I left my keys on the table, but they were actually in my jacket- just another example of The Mandela Effect

come over me and the boys are taking shots of lava lamp

ten years from now there's going to be a brand new type of emo girl whos posting dark edits of bluey saying swear words and doing xanax like they've been doing with hello kitty for decades now. and it's gonna be awesome

this goes hard

just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.

my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They’re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.

strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭