Robbyn Brake, that sweet kid from Vault 101

Charon: ‘us?’ is Butch with you?

Butch, high off of Lone’s homebrew painkillers: If I put a milkshake in one yard and cracked open a cold one in another yard, where would the boys go?

Lone Wanderer: …yeah, I’m gonna get you some water, why don’t you lie down and get some—

Lone Wanderer: Yeah, what did you have for breakfast?

Butch: Nothing.

Who am I to gate keep when I'm just objectively right??? >:3

Enemies to friends to lovers, mutual pining, secret dating, technically gay sex bc they're both bi, despite her high intelligence they are two halves of a whole dumbass

I also headcanon that they get married in their mid-40's because they wake up one morning and realize "What the fuck? HOW are we not even married yet?!" (It probably doesn't help that they arbitrarily call each other "husband" and "wife" occasionally before they even think to get rings and the new Confessor involved.)

Listen. I hate the "He bullies you because he likes you!" excuse. They are the ONLY exception.

Butch and the Tunnel Snakes call their leather jackets their "snakeskins".

Lone Wanderer: You live in a hallway.