What? Aw hell no. Hold up, huh? Oh okay.

Do you know what sparks joy? Furniture with animal feet

“How can I ever forgive my wife for letting me do this” 😅

for some reason as a kid i thought a bitch was some kind of weapon. i always envisioned it as something akin to a battering ram

I think….I think I own something akin to a bitch? It’s a wooden log that has outfitted so you can reach inside a cavity and grab on to a handle and use it as what is essentially a heavy, brain splattering sockembopper.

@randomitemdrop

Item: The Bitch

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

does anyone like remember that there were wildfires in Australia and Trump got impeached like back in January or?

Exactly. When you got no choice, you got no choice.

How dare this go around without the image attached

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

SCP 

fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work

HE’S STEALING THE BROWN