Broken Dreams, Broken Memes

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

@crabussy

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

GET BACK TO WORK

"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny

im sure the first person who had bigger fish to fry was pissed there wasnt an aphorism for their particular quagmire