Relevant Paladins Blog #34

Get that veil level 10

Get that veil level 10

(Pose ref by @the-canine-king)

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

Cherry Tree (Grover/Ying)

It’s better than nothing, I guess.

THAT MAKES MORE SENSE YEAH LMAO

Moji celosa Translation: Pepper- are there no videogames on this universe? pip- no… but we can beat some of the ying´s ilusions moji- PIPPIE POO! You are not the only one who can bring some lookalike from another dimension to remplace someone! He is my new best friend! “Mochito”!  Rasiel- b… but my name is ra…  moji- QUIET!