DEVANSHI

so we’ve all heard that theres a crackhead on the England NT, so im going to list all the players and tell u WHO IS AND ISNT A CRACKHEAD

 Jordan Pickford: 100000000000% a crackhead, first of all look at his haircut (thats it) and sECOND HE ENJOYS GOING TO RAVES AND LITERALLY HAS “get the rave on” written on his cleats like that is CRACKHEAD BEHAVIOUR 

Trent Alexander Arnold: impossible, like legit impossible. he still lives at home with his parents, plays chess, and is AN ACTUAL BABY. i just don’t see him being anywhere nEAR CAPABLE OF SNORTING CRACK and henderson would kill him if he did 

Gary Cahill, Fabian Delph, Ashley Young, Danny Rose: They aren’t crackheads, like these (sorry guys) are the most boring group of guys on the team and no one really pays attention to them or knows what they are up to, so ya they don’t do crack and if they did, no one would care 

Kieran Trippier: i feel like he could have done coke when he was a teenager, but he is a changed man now. he has an adorable child and beautiful partner so dont u dare accuse him of going back to his bad habiTS BECUZ HES CLEAN NOW

John Stones & Kyle Walker:  so i need to set the record straight becuz i have seen them being accused of doing coke: JUST BECUZ U ACT LIKE A CRACKHEAD DOES NOT MEAN U ARE A CRACKHEAD. these 2 just radiate crackhead energy thats all, THEY ARE CLEAN TO STOP ACCUSING THEM

Dele Alli: he is literally the crackhead they were talking about in the articles and thats that on that (if you don’t believe me then u need to grow UP)

Eric Dier: doesn’t do crack himself but buys crack for dele and supervises him becuz he knows how he can get when hes by himself. and he probably took his eyes off of dele for 2 seconds at the christmas party and dele started to create chaos and thats why he was sent home. The end

Jesse Lingard: again, HE JUST RADIATES CRACKHEAD ENERGY BUT HE DOESN’T DO IT. i feel like he would be afraid of doing crack tbh, just seems like that type of guy

Jordan Henderson: doES NOT DO CRACK AND WILL BEAT UP ANYONE WHO DOES CRACK NEAR TRENT SO ALL CRACKHEADS STAY CLEAR FROM HENDO’S CHILD

Ruben Loftus-Cheek: the guys a model, he doesn’t do crack or else it will mess up his pretty face

Jamie Vardy: he’s literally the guy that sells crack to the other players on the team, like have yall seen how he looks? theres literally videos of him punching himself in the face like hE IS THE DEALER 

Marcus Rashford: doesn’t do crack becuz jesse is afraid of drugs but lowkey is curious about how it would feel like and wants to try it

Raheem Sterling: dont even dare try and bring his name into this, just leave the guy alone, he deserves some peace 

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