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-your weight

-your clothing choice

-your amount of make up

-having sex

-not having sex

-breast size

-having your period

-saying no

-not appreciating catcalls 

-masturbating

Sun

Aries: Adventurous

Taurus: Steady

Gemini: Smart

Cancer: Caring

Leo: Fun

Virgo: Perfect

Libra: Lovely

Scorpio: Deep

Sagittarius: Philosophical

Capricorn: Responsible

Aquarius: Progressive

Pisces: Imaginative

Ascendant

Aries: Firey

Taurus: Relaxed

Gemini: Talkative

Cancer: Sensitive

Leo: Flashy

Virgo: Meticulous

Libra: Harmonious

Scorpio: Mysterious

Sagittarius: Expansive

Capricorn: Practical

Aquarius: Weird

Pisces: Dreamy

Moon

Aries: Pissed

Taurus: Stubborn with you

Gemini: Irritable

Cancer: Whiny

Leo: Melodramatic

Virgo: Critical

Libra: Detached from you

Scorpio: Fucking Scary

Sagittarius: Judgemental

Capricorn: Anal

Aquarius: Aloof

… that are very opposite their common stereotypes. these are some things people don’t acknowledge enough imo.

capricorn, scorpio & aries

they can be SO bubbly and bright (especially capricorn!)

they’re actually extremely sensitive to criticism despite the tough image they portray

believe it or not they tend to care very, very much what other people think of them although they’ll die before they admit that

they just want someone to tell them they’re doing well and help them carry the burdens of responsibility they often carry but they also won’t admit this ever

cancer, pisces & libra

sensitive but will not hesitate to tear you a new one when you’ve pushed them too far, do not be fooled, these signs can and will kick your ass

their sensitivity and friendliness are often very calculated, yes they’re nice but they often know being nice to you can help them gain something (they’ll never admit it but y’all know it’s true)

long story short drop the crybaby needs sympathy stereotypes these signs can be the evilest most devious people when they want to

because they’re so friendly they seem super open, but they actually probably only ever show you 2% of who they really are/how they really feel

these three signs are constantly absorbing other’s moods and emotions; they carry a lot of burden because of this and often fall victim to “psychic vampires”

aquarius, virgo:

aloof where? these signs are generally the most talkative people you’ll encounter once they get going

they act like they hate everyone (these two signs are often those edgy “i hate humans” in their bios type of people) but they actually care so, so deeply about everyone (including people they don’t know)

they have such a desire to help everyone and everything in this world and they carry around a huge, heavy burden and often kick themselves for not being able to do things, even bigger issues that are out of their immediate control (yet they’ll never place this burden on others or rant about it)

gemini, leo, sagittarius:

their loud, overconfident nature actually stems from a huge pit of insecurity and a lack of believing in themselves

they entirely rely on compliments, reassurance and others for their happiness, confidence, self-image, etc

despite how much they talk these signs are in fact very good listeners as well, idk why they get the opposite reputation but when developed these are the best people to have a conversation with because they’ll listen well & build off the things you say

again, despite the energy they may give off (especially leo/sag), they’re very insecure, nervous and don’t really know what they’re doing at any given moment in time

taurus:

(sorry they get their own section because i couldn’t quite fit their stereotypes with others)

they are not lazy, just because someone is a homebody doesn’t make them lazy, when taurus finds something they’re passionate about they are the most committed, loyal and hard-working people out there

despite seeming very stable and solid they need a lot of reassurance

seem cold but are actually very sensitive and just wanna be loved and have people they can talk to and lean on when they’re upset

First reblog post that actually saves a life.

This is a life-saving post.

the more you know

yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year

F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?

A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?

S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?

T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.

~aries and libra have tension because the chaos and cacophony that accompany aries disturbs and destroys the libra’s peace and now they have to go through the ordeal of getting it back again 

~taurus and scorpio have tension because scorpio is always ready and willing to transform and take on a new self and life, and taurus is so resistant to change and afraid to let go and surrender to the unknown

~gemini and sagittarius have tension because they both want to be the ‘know it all’ who knows it all but close their ears to each other’s teachings with the belief that they have studied and concluded best 

~cancer and capricorn have tension because the cancer is secretly hard and the capricorn is secretly soft, this is their conflict and common ground, once they show these sides to one another they realise the bond between their inner children

~leo and aquarius have tension because aquarius is the shaker of society and the leader of the revolution, and their wild rebellion threatens to shatter the establishment of leo’s monarchy 

~virgo and pisces have tension because virgo ‘thinks too much’ and pisces ‘feels too much’. logic is safe for virgo, but pisces lacks this logic, so sometimes they don’t see that it’s much easier to confront and solve problems head on, rather than pretending they don’t exist and building up more anxiety the longer it goes on

ARE

PHOTOSHOPPED !!

STOP GIVING THEM ATTENTION.

THEY ARE FAKE .

RIHANNA’S BODY IS OTHER-WORLDLY WITHOUT YOUR MISOGYNISTIC VIEW OF WHAT WOMENS BODIES SHOULD LOOK LIKE.

Jesus fucking Christ .

Aries: The one person who types quickly and the whole office can hear them violently tapping at the keyboard

Taurus: Leaves their copies in the copier and no one can use it until they take their things out

Gemini: Gossiping about co-workers, usually the one to greet you in the morning, and make a face at your outfit once you walk past

Cancer: Wants to be friends with the office so bad and it begins to annoy everyone because they pop out of no where and try to make small talk about everything

Leo: Thinks they’re hot shit but they’re actually just mediocre shit. Probably having an affair with the boss

Virgo: The person who gets irritated when you ask them to repeat instructions. Has been working there for 10 years

Libra: No one really knows what their job is but they’re always pacing around and saying hello

Scorpio: Hates their job and doesn’t try to hide it at all. “Accidentally” lit a napkin on fire in the break room twice

Sagittarius: Always leaving early and asking you to cover for them

Capricorn: Thinks they’re the boss and has a superiority complex

Aquarius: Usually late, and no one really knows anything about them. They take smoke breaks every hour