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One irresistible man

i found it, i found the post

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i keep getting fines for “excessive water consumption” it’s not my fault that the basement prison cells all need their own toilets and showers. and like the prisoners are not pulling their weight AT ALL. all they do is sleep and be scared of the rats all day instead of painting with the easels i provided so the fines are really putting a financial strain on the household. if i didn’t need them for their plasma i would have killed them all already because this is nottt as financially lucrative as i thought it would be

in the sims 4

THEY'RE MAKING LARS OF THE STARS AN ACTUAL SHOW????

i just had to shit in my moms freshly cleaned bathroom. i feel like a monster. it was an absolute beast of a shit. it was one of those that built up in ur stomach so you think it’s a fart but it’s not. the fart is a LIE. it’s the precursor to the absolute vile shit i just left in the bathroom that previously smelt like roses for two seconds

buddy did you just shart the Holy Shit?

hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation