Lana Is My Name And Astrology Is My Game

Aries: “Get a life”

Taurus: “Did you get dropped as a baby or something?”

Gemini:  “You should climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.”

Cancer: “You’re wasting your breath”

Leo: “I had a nightmare, I dreamt I was you”

Virgo: “There’s only one problem with your face.. I can see it”

Libra: “In one ear and out the other” 

Scorpio: “I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot”

Sagittarius: “ Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.”

Capricorn: “Like your mum?”

Aquarius: “I’m not insulting you.. I’m describing you”

lmao no problems and thank u <3

Hmm NICE sounds like it’s going alright, message the kid surely ;)

GIRLLL I can tell you everything about an age gap. BF and I are 3 years apart (oops oh well we kind of clicked so we decided it was worth it). 

You’ve only got a year between you, even if your grades are a little different. I feel like that’s not really an issue, if you really like him them I’m sure your friends will understand. What I found is that good friends just want you to be happy so they won’t mind. Best advice I can give you is to just talk to him and see where it goes from there. Because he rejects girls I wouldn’t straight up be like ‘lmao I love you’, just have a friendly conversation, maybe message him hello or make up an excuse as to why you’re messaging him and get things started from there (at least that’s what I’d do). 

Because you’re both Aquarius that (in theory) should make things more easy because Aquarius are generally real friendly.  Aquarius are also pretty unpredictable so even if he’s rejected other girls it’s worth a shot.  Also try not to invade his privacy because I hear that Aquarians don’t really dig that.

Jingle bells chime: Taurus, Virgo, Aquarius

In jingle bell time: Cancer, Capricorn

Dancing and prancing:  Leo

In the frosty air: Gemini, Scorpio What a bright time, it's the right time: Aries, Sagittarius 

To rock the night away: Libra, Pisces

I’d say, show him that you like him. I mean, don’t be tooooo obvious but try and send those signals that you’re into him. 

Libra’s hate feeling lonely, they’re social and they’re flirty. Libra’s are generally pretty into love and all that good stuff, so do yourself some flirting and see how it all goes. 

Best of luck xxx

oh boi oh boi I love this kind of asks thank u

I’m getting a like.. Leo or Libra vibe?? Maybe Pisces too but my first guess is Libra.  

girl, honestly if I were you I’d just go for that shit.

My favorite thing to do with a boy you like is to play a game of truth or dare. It sounds hella childish and/or sexual... BUT usually if he likes you back then it’ll get spicy. It’s a good way to try and find things out without actually making it obvious that you like him.

I’m sure different people will tell you different things, but personally if you think he’s a fuck boy but he’s kinda cute and you guys are doing okay, I’d go for it but not get too attached too quickly. If he is a fuck boy and you’re looking for a decent relationship then break it off, if he’s not a fuck boy then nice catch fam.

Yes omg what a great idea. 

I’m getting Cancer vibes?? Not totally sure but I just had a bit of a look (love what ur doing with the place btw) and I’m feeeeling like you’re Cancer?? Correct me if I’m wrong if you’re still around!!

I know this is from literally a year ago but dude The Wombats are so good.

Aww so sweet.

Thanks fam love you. 

Fam idk how to fix that, I’ll probably go and have a look around and see what I can find if you’re still looking for it so just chuck me another ask if you’re still interested :)

Astrology as a whole??

I enjoy it because it’s so fucking interesting to be honest. I personally don’t think that astrology defines all of us, as in, if you’re Pisces it doesn’t mean that you will be dreamy and have Pisces qualities, it just means that you’re directed in that way. Because, a lot of Pisces Sun people have Pisces qualities. The stars guide, not define. 

It’s just honestly a bunch of fun, doing the research, learning new astrology shit, trying to think of posts and then making shit in the hopes that someone will chuck me a reblog. 

Aries: “They shot the gun, I wasn't ready, I was robbed” - Outcast at Last

Taurus: “Here comes the sun and the bells, they’re falling for you” - Eddy’s Song

Gemini: “There's all these rickety creatures trying to pull me down” - Willow Tree

Cancer: “Cause I'm done with singing sad songs” - Sad Songs

Leo:  “ And the people keep on coming down to my show” - Bootleg Rascal

Virgo: “Gimme something to feel, gimme something to hold” - Our Town

Libra: “I’m home when you’re there, alone don’t compare” - Westway 

Scorpio: “I killed you so you’d stay” - Caress Your Soul

Sagittarius:  “Cause we be rebels, the beast untamed” - How to fly

Capricorn: “I’m going to a place where the credit cards don’t decline on me” - Rum Rage

Aquarius: “ So what do you think of what we've made?” - Rum Rage