Can't stop thinking about Merthur (who can?) so here's a scene I can picture vividly happening:
After a battle
Merlin: *straddling Arthur and dabbing at a wound on his forehead*
New knight: What does that servant think he's doing?
Leon (all too familiar with this): Treating the king's injury of course. He has to closely inspect the wound for dirt.
Arthur: Merlin, that hurts! *Hisses and grabs Merlin's peach*
Merlin: If you'd stop wiggling like a baby it wouldn't hurt!
New knight: *jaw hits the floor*
Established knights: *going on about business as usual*
Gwen: Listen to your husband!
New knight: And they warned me, but I refused to listen!













