Taking L's

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

Jurdan would so co ordinate their outfits on the reg and serve cunt²

for your own sake do not ever try to tell me anything about one direction

all these podcasts and think pieces about the epidemic of lonely men… baby that’s called natural selection

centuries of arranged marriage and workplace advantages lulled them into a false sense of entitlement. the males of every other species make utter fools of themselves to compete for female attention,make something valuable of yourself or face the reality that your bloodline will end!

I prefer "that's the free market" to "that's natural selection" purely for the effect it has on conservative and libertarian men :) we aren't buying if we don't like the supply

Genius!

there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

I’m using ao3 the way god intended: via 36 open semi-abandoned tabs on my phone at 2 AM the night before work

Absolutely hilarious to me that the ton is gonna be speculating on why and how Penelope and Colin ended up engaged and there’s definitely gonna be some entrapment/pity rumours going around but the actual truth of it is that Colin chased a carriage down, fell to his knees and went “please please please please please please please”